Hahaha! So true.
I had one guy call me for 2 years about my bass strings I bought.
"Hey Chris! So how's those bass strings working out??"
"Oh, they're pretty dead, man."
"Oh man....I'm really sorry to hear that."
"They lasted a while, man. I liked them."
"Oh, that's really great, man. Just let me know if you need anything!"
"I sure will, buddy!"
I wanna say his name was Ed...

Looks super cool though!