Misconstrued Lyrics!

[5StringBlues]

My ex-girlfriend used to have a down and out (at the time) guitarist friend of ours living on her couch.
All this cat would buy from the grocery store was eggs and bread.

On nights neither of us had a gig we would usually have a little smoke, which would inevitably lead to our guitarist friend going to the kitchen to cook his eggs and toast.

My crazy-azz ex would burst out with(To the tune of Metallica's "Enter Sandman)"Eggs at night! Boiled or fried! Take this pan! Off to egg and butter land!"

 

[Fishheadjoe]

We did a song by the Scorpians called "Big City Nights" but as a group, during the corus, we would sing "Big (boobed - changed the word for our younger readers!!) Dykes!
No one in the audience ever caught on... as a matter of fact, it took our girl friends quite a number of shows, to discover our game!
Also, did a Scorps song called Blackout, we changed the words to big nose... ie, I really had a black out, to ... I really had a big nose! If you listen to the original, that's what it sound like to me!
Fishheadjoe

 

[NWF Bassist]

once did an acoustic set that included...

"Hold me closer Tony Danza" and
"Benny Has Tourettes"

 

[Larz48]

My buddy and I used to sing, "I love Seka in the USA", instead of R-O-C-K in the USA, John Cougar Melloncamp, or however it's spelled.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

I once sung at a competition (Level 42's Physical Presence)- "I leave and I enter/Another boy caught with the beer".


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[Throckmorten]

once did an acoustic set that included...

"Hold me closer Tony Danza" and
"Benny Has Tourettes"

"Bub bub bub Benny has Tourettes"

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

My ex-girlfriend used to have a down and out (at the time) guitarist friend of ours living on her couch.
All this cat would buy from the grocery store was eggs and bread.

On nights neither of us had a gig we would usually have a little smoke, which would inevitably lead to our guitarist friend going to the kitchen to cook his eggs and toast.

My crazy-azz ex would burst out with(To the tune of Metallica's "Enter Sandman)"Eggs at night! Boiled or fried! Take this pan! Off to egg and butter land!"

Thank you, I'm now cleaning milk from the keyboard.

 

[5StringBlues]

Thank you, I'm now cleaning milk from the keyboard.

Looking forward to the thread about how to clean milk from keyboard.........KIDDING!

 

[Robster22]

Guantanamera = One ton o mirror

Your cheating heart = Your cheese is hard

 

[Robster22]

"Bub bub bub Benny has Tourettes"

LMAO...good one

 

[Kamuilija]

Sam Brown's "Stop", chorus:

"You'd better stop before you tell me I'm pregnant"
(You'd better stop before you tear me all apart)

 

[Dave44]

From Long Cool Woman "the Hollies"

"a pair of parted thighs realy opened my eyes"
"a pair of 45's made me open my eyes"

 

[lousybassplayer]

A good friend of mine and my wife were driving along singing along to the radio. After listening to the friend singing, my wife asked her "what the hell is thunder cheese?" She responded "I don't know it's just the words, Dirty Dees and the The Thunder cheese!"

I still can't listen to AC/DC without busting up.

Also CCR gets me all the time. Most people get them wrong. I heard "There's a bathroom on the right" for many years until I was corrected. "wille and the poor boys are playing, bring a nickel tap your feet" is also a veritable goldmine of lyrics I got wrong for ever.

 

[blackandwhite]

this always embarassed me:

Rush: New World Man

Misheard lyric: he's a radio receiver tuned to factory tampons

Actual lyric: He's a radio receiver tuned to factories and farms


argh.

 

[bassplayertom77]

I wanna be sedated

I wanna piece of bacon

 

[Sizlack]

Driving a friend to work, jamming on some sepultura. He reaches over and turns the music down and asks me..."Why does he hate Gary Coleman?" Took me a second to catch it he was hearing "I hate Gary Coleman" during the chorus of "War for Territory"

 

[RonSound]

My guitarist was singing "Dancin' Shoes" by Carl Storey. Where the line was "Kick out those worn out blues" he sang "Kick out those one-eyed blues".

One-eyed blues????

 

[Russell foulkes]

megadeth songs-holy wars;
original-fill the cracks in,with judice granite.
or as i heard it,
bill paxton,went to discredit.

devils island!!
sounds like nevilles island

and my fav,
high speed dirt;actual lyric-im a dirt torpedo.
i think it sounds like

"im a dirty peado!"

 

[albertofrog]

For years I though Aerosmith's "Dude looks like a lady" was actually singing "do the lucky lady..."

 

[PimasterPearson]

Since someone has already brought up Enter Sandman...

Dreams of wars, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite

For the longest time I thought that last line was "and of baked apple pie."