Morbidly obese Jazz bass

[AltGrendel]

That sounds like me. I think I will pass on the bass, though.

Your avatar says otherwise.

 

[jason_cfh]

it might need a c-section. complications could arise from it giving birth through the input jack...

 

[jg42]

"You think I'm a Replicant, don't you? (silence) Look. It's me with my mother." (Rachael holds out a photo but Deckard ignores it)
"Yeah? You remember when you were six? You and your brother sneaked into an empty building through a basement window. You were gonna play doctor. He showed you his. When it got to be your turn, you chickened and ran. Remember that? Have you ever told anybody that? Your mother? Tyrell? Anybody, uh? You remember the spider that lived in a bush outside your window? Orange body, green legs. You watched her build her web all summer. Then one day there was a big egg in. The egg hatched." (Deckard)
"The egg hatched. And hundreds of baby spiders came out. And they ate her." (Rachael)

 

[FerruleCat]

As the owner of both a Jazz Bass and a beer gut, I get it. Depending on your strap length, the bass would have a tendency to roll forward and rest against the underside of your gut, even so much that the lower bout of the body could end up wedged against your pubic bone. The salad bowl fills the gap and keeps the face of the bass closer to vertical. Of all the things I look for from my bass, pubic bruising is not one.

EDIT: I also propose that "Perhaps some modifications" become a standard TB phrase to describe FUBAR gear.

 

[bholder]

Best part of a very good film - dying, he chooses life. How very human.

 

[bholder]

As the owner of both a Jazz Bass and a beer gut, I get it. Depending on your strap length, the bass would have a tendency to roll forward and rest against the underside of your gut, even so much that the lower bout of the body could end up wedged against your pubic bone. The salad bowl fills the gap and keeps the face of the bass closer to vertical. Of all the things I look for from my bass, pubic bruising is not one.

EDIT: I also propose that "Perhaps some modifications" become a standard TB phrase to describe FUBAR gear.

It's like a secret code, our own secret language.

 

[Lava]

Side mounted input jack. In that first front view of the body you can see some light and shadow down on the side where the input jack is located, by his thumb.

 

[FerruleCat]

And I'll be disappointed if nobody sigs my line about pubic bruising. That's the second best thing I've said today, right after describing the music of Lou Reed as "cinderblock shoes for the soul."

 

[gjohnson441496]

Any theories?

Mystery Vintage Fender Jazz Bass Guitar Perhaps Some Modifications | eBay

I..... like big butts and I can not lie

 

[bholder]

And I'll be disappointed if nobody sigs my line about pubic bruising. That's the second best thing I've said today, right after describing the music of Lou Reed as "cinderblock shoes for the soul."

you sayin' my soul "sleeps wit da fishes"?

 

[JACink]

Its one of these, just bigger. That's why it has no output jack (you insert tube here), and you remove the pickguard to fill it.

 

[Smooth_bass88]

Aaaaaah! I wish I never looked at that

 

[Billy C.]

You've all heard of someone "PLAYING THEIR ASS OFF"!! Well this Bass needs "IT's ASS PLAYED OFF"!!!! WHO WANTS TO "VOLUNTEER"????????

 

[AgressivePassiv]

It's probably where it's late owner hid his McDonald's stock certificates and a folded up original copy of the Declaration of Independence.

 

[Ken J]

"Thats Bertha Butt one of the Butt sisters".
Jimmy Castor

 

[7dollarbologna]

It's the magic chamber.

 

[PortlandBass77]

What, is this the Fender 'Murika Edition Jazz Bass? At the seller is upfront and seems honest about it......

 

[orange joe]

Oh jeez.Come on now.What will they think of next.I wish I could have seen the guy that thought that was a good idea.

 

[shadowtippy]

Your avatar says otherwise.

I've never owned a blue helmet in my life.

 

[Jughead6]

Underneath the dome is a 500W 1x10" combo amp. You plug your power cord into the input jack. Clearly a revolutionary idea - the inventor will make a fortune. Dang, why didn't I think of it?!!