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No shorts in gig contract

After seeing many, many, many bands playing in shorts for festivals and other outdoor gigs in the heat and humid of our summers and NOT hearing much comment from anyone attending those shows, I can only conclude that this is a much bigger problem for TB members than it is for the general public.
 
Let me add at this point - we did over 20 pages on whether we can curse on TB when we all know the answer: no.

Ten pages on how you want to present yourself at a gig seems fine to me.

dude you just made it 11.

maybe 10% of this thread is actually related to stage appearance. maybe half of that 10% is of substance. That's ok considering that the OP was tongue in cheek and poking fun of the situation for the most part.
Truth be told, every gig has a written or unwritten dress code. The trick is knowing what that dress code is when it hasn't been discussed. No point in anyone being defiant and all "I wear whatever I want- rocknroll furever, beaches!!!!!!" and going off the rails on an internet forum, there are no absolutes when it's not written in the contract. Some gigs shorts might be ok. others shorts might be in poor taste and make the band look like Carl Spackler just clocked out and picked up a guitar (that might be cool on Halloween, but Muffy's wedding would be a bad call for the floppy hat). We should all try not to get our knickers in a twist and think about it. Making a blanket statement that "I have to wear shorts on stage because XXX" is just as silly as "no one should wear shorts on stage ever".
 
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dude you just made it 11.

maybe 10% of this thread is actually related to stage appearance. maybe half of that 10% is of substance. That's ok considering that the OP was tongue in cheek and poking fun of the situation for the most part.
Truth be told, every gig has a written or unwritten dress code. The trick is knowing what that dress code is when it hasn't been discussed. No point in anyone being defiant and all "I wear whatever I want- rocknroll furever, beaches!!!!!!" and going off the rails on an internet forum, there are no absolutes when it's not written in the contract. Some gigs shorts might be ok. others shorts might be in poor taste and make the band look like Carl Spackler just clocked out and picked up a guitar (that might be cool on Halloween, but Muffy's wedding would be a bad call for the floppy hat). We should all try not to get our knickers in a twist and think about it. Making a blanket statement that "I have to wear shorts on stage because XXX" is just as silly as "no one should wear shorts on stage ever".
Again, I disagree completely. Wearing shorts does not have to make you look like Carl Spackler. Saying I have to wear shorts when it is pushing 100 degrees or I will pass out is completely legit compared to no one should ever wear shorts because I can’t imagine how you could dress well in shorts.

Two completely different kinds of statements.
 
Again, I disagree completely. Wearing shorts does not have to make you look like Carl Spackler. Saying I have to wear shorts when it is pushing 100 degrees or I will pass out is completely legit compared to no one should ever wear shorts because I can’t imagine how you could dress well in shorts.

Two completely different kinds of statements.

that's not what I said and you know it. Try to get your locomotive back on the tracks.

What I said is there are no absolutes on either side of the argument. Press F2 for the knickers untwisting function.
 
Wow this is the first time I’ve come across that attitude. They are so simple and convenient to use and I’m puzzled why you would think that they aren’t fit. They are widely used at all levels in Australia with never a comment. To me they make sense especially if you’re not into pedals. It’s easy enough to turn your volume off while you tune.
You are correct. I am a pro player, and work with plenty of really great playing pros who use clip-ons. I don't care for the look of them on my bass but I use them all the time and they're terrific.
 
You are correct. I am a pro player, and work with plenty of really great playing pros who use clip-ons. I don't care for the look of them on my bass but I use them all the time and they're terrific.

I have one, and the advantage is I can see it. One multis effects often they are hard to read unless I'm wearing vision correction. I might see if my ancient Arion pedal tuner still works
 
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11 pages deep and it's time to address the real fashion issue. Do my purple pants clash with my green bass?
 
I played a festival last weekend that actually specified a no shorts on stage policy in our contract. It ended up being the joke of the day backstage. I only noticed one rebel in shorts all day and he was everyone's hero.
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Well, when the gig outside on a triple digit heat index day, I’m wearing shorts, and I do a lot of these outdoor concerts. There are shorts, and there are shorts. They don’t have to look sloppy. Country club golf gear is more than acceptable in these parts.
 
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I was just reminded of why a dress code is needed. My brothers band was playing in Key West a couple years ago. There was a live feed of the gig so I tuned in to see my bass player friends junk prominently displayed for everyone. While I'm watching the live feed, I texted my brother to let him know. I watch as my bro receives the text, tell the dude and the whole band laugh mid song.
 
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that's not what I said and you know it. Try to get your locomotive back on the tracks.

What I said is there are no absolutes on either side of the argument. Press F2 for the knickers untwisting function.
Knickers are fine. Just plainly stating that someone’s opinion on shorts and the appearance of someone wearing them does not have the same merit or legitimacy as someone saying they need to wear shorts for a good reason, like their performance will suffer if they get heat prostration. No false equivalence between those two arguments from me. And I am totally calm, cool as a cucumber right now.
 
View attachment 3054899 11 pages deep and it's time to address the real fashion issue. Do my purple pants clash with my green bass?

Nothing clashes with a surf green Jazz! Nothing. BTW, I saw you guys at Doheny last year (my band played Doheny the year before) and I loved your set. Damn Casey can saaaang! The whole band was great. I need to see you guys play again soon! I just saw on facebook that Anthony is going to play full time now too.. very cool.
 
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