When the bass player in arguably the world's biggest rock band decides to wear shorts, doesn't that make it ok for all rock bass players?
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No shorts in gig contract
- Thread starter markoc
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It was 101 here last weekend and that's before the heat index. Humid as all hell...
Does the no shorts policy still apply here?
Does the no shorts policy still apply here?
That's not all that uncommon for high class wedding or corporate bash gigs. I've done a lot of them and I have no issue with "the rules of the game". It's less problematic than the load in and out via the freight elevator, through the kitchen, and down a long hall way 100 yards or more to where you set up to play.
Of course for $$$$ I can handle some inconvenience. Those are some of the easiest gig I've ever played and they often end early but you get paid the full tariff.
Doesn't seem that strange. I can totally see a contract being constructed to encourage professional appearance. I've seen lots of crazy things in contracts and we always laugh to each other and try to imagine what someone could've done beyond the realm of common sense that led to the specific issue being added to future contracts. Once saw a contract that specified no one was to have toothpicks. We laughed, assuming maybe someone had thrown them at the crowd or something. Turned out, the venue owner's mom (or maybe grandma? it's been a long time) choked on one and died years before, and he was now irrationally terrified of toothpicks. Most quirky things in contracts come from anomalies that people don't want to see repeated.
As for shorts, any professional band I've ever been in has adhered to a no-shorts policy. They look amateur on stage, in my opinion. But maybe someone in the past had an offensive tattoo or something, and it was added to the contract to make sure that doesn't become an issue again. Who knows?
As for shorts, any professional band I've ever been in has adhered to a no-shorts policy. They look amateur on stage, in my opinion. But maybe someone in the past had an offensive tattoo or something, and it was added to the contract to make sure that doesn't become an issue again. Who knows?
I’ve been to gigs where I wished “silent tuning”
Was written in the contract.
No problem, just be ready to pay the band for the gig. That would justify not paying the band.
My band is pretty much the same Way. We mainly wear pants but especially playing outdoors in the summer when it’s over a hundred degrees outside or inside venues that don’t have the best AC we start breaking out the shorts.
Shorts work for vulfpeck all day. Whats up with all this dressing policy anyways?
I get it for certain occasions, weddings, casinos etc.
I haven’t caught myself playing better because I didn’t wear shorts.
This is yet another arbitrary useless social rule that makes life for musicians that much harder during summer time.
Even more interesting, it is more than perfect for a woman to show up on stage in a short dress but completely sloppy for a man to show up in shorts.
Talk about sexism?
That was my first thought when I read the first post.
Why would you post this comment? Body shaming is always wrong. What if she reads it? That was a total jerk move, man. Nothing wrong with that lady's body. NOTHING. Got it?
I do not have an extensive history of "stage" time, but I believe I've only played in shorts on stage only once.
And thats when we were in the Audience and invited onstage to jam a few songs...
And thats when we were in the Audience and invited onstage to jam a few songs...
I practically live in shorts during summer (offstage).
When I play with a reggae band in a surf bar where 90% of the male audience wear (board)shorts,
I'm in shorts, too. I don't like flipflops on stage because they tend to get slippery when I sweat, so I prefer sneakers then - but anyone wearing long pants would practically stick out then.
If I played a wedding with a top 40 band in the blistering afternoon sun on a hot summer day, I'd pray that the dresscode did not specify black pants. Because that's no place for shorts.
When I play with a reggae band in a surf bar where 90% of the male audience wear (board)shorts,
I'm in shorts, too. I don't like flipflops on stage because they tend to get slippery when I sweat, so I prefer sneakers then - but anyone wearing long pants would practically stick out then.
If I played a wedding with a top 40 band in the blistering afternoon sun on a hot summer day, I'd pray that the dresscode did not specify black pants. Because that's no place for shorts.
Except the real poncho *is* the Mexican poncho, not the Sears poncho.
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Every time I see a pic of you, I am jealous of the size of your hands....born to play bass.
Now, if I only had some talent!
For an adult over 6'1" my hands are a bit small actually.
Damn right they do! Of course, I'm Homer Simpson above the waist and a Greek god below the waist, so my legs are my best asset.
