Please post your most trivial first world problem here

[BadSanta1281]

Every single one of my cars is dirty.

 

[dr doofie]

I purchased a new cell phone cover last week because I liked the paisley design. (Why I had to purchase a phone is a whole nother 1WP)

When the cover arrived I noticed the sides were white instead of a continuation of the paisley design.

You ask "why is this a problem?"

My wife's phone cover is white too so she started mistaking my phone for her phone and texting from my phone.

This lead to my next problem: I wanted to keep my paisley cover so how was I going to cover the white sides?

Fortunately I found a black Sharpie oil-based ink marker where the ink would stick to plastic.

FYI: I also picked up a white one as well. This one has more of a pen based tip.

These are awesome because the ink sticks to metal, smooth plastic, glass, vinyl, rubber and leather.

So now I can permanently label all kinds of stuff that I couldn't before.

FTR: Here's a pic of the offending cover. I hope u like it too:
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This looks more like a solution right?

 

[JimmyM]

I'm gassy from Taco Bell.

 

[MVE]

They caught that alligator in a Chicago lagoon last night. I liked that alligator...

I don’t know what the problem was, you’re not allowed to swim in Humbolt Park anyway.

 

[Bunk McNulty]

I wanted to take my S.O. out to dinner Sunday night, but our favorite place was closed because the chef and patissier took the night off to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. The nerve!

 

[Stewie]

Sometimes my wife would use my cast iron frying pan to make spaghetti sauce, or cook sausages without greasing first. I hate having to sand it down to "new", so I stashed it in the basement and I now use a teflon coated pan. All of this is good, but Jebus, I hate the plastic egg flipper

 

[jmon]

I tried Taco Bell delivery last night and it was delayed by 20mins more than the app said. Highly unacceptable. On the plus side I didn’t get gas like @JimmyM

 

[equill]

My custom EUB is "nearly finished" and I want to be playing it already. But if it's done in the next couple of weeks, I'll have a dilemma around getting it shipped here from Italy because I could be at yet another festival in Germany when it arrives, and I'm worried that the facilities staff will pitch a fit if I get it sent to the office.

I have other problems that are even more first-world, but they're less trivial.

 

[equill]

Sometimes my wife would use my cast iron frying pan to make spaghetti sauce, or cook sausages without greasing first. I hate having to sand it down to "new", so I stashed it in the basement and I now use a teflon coated pan. All of this is good, but Jebus, I hate the plastic egg flipper

Sand it down? My partner seasoned ours, and it gets more seasoned with everything we cook on it. It's now both more non-stick and tougher than any teflon pan I've ever used.

 

[bearhart74]

Bugatti does not make a Veryon with four wheel drive

 

[dab12ax7ef]

My kegerator is all empty of my homebrew, and all I have left is some Miller Lite right now...
... oh the humanity.

 

[TheReceder]

Burger King makes tacos.

(Sounds like a good band name)

 

[red_rhino]

You don't need big pharma, you need some CBD!

But I was so looking forward to "side-effects include laughing, nausea, vomiting, and death".

 

[grinx]

One of my favorite custom luthiers quoted me the same price for a 4-string when I asked for 2-string quote

as if!

 

[WI Short Scaler]

It appears that a bird fresh from a satisfying feast strafed the hood of my freshly cleaned and waxed car with foul white crusty stuff.

 

[leto]

I can't find anything that I really want from Amazon Prime Day.

 

[ZonieBass]

I get road rage while shopping in Costco....

 

[Mantis Tobaggan]

The world is overpopulated.

 

[Relsom]

Burger King makes tacos.

(Sounds like a good band name)

I can't wait! I'm hoping they're going to be just like the ones they use to have..... just like the Jack In The Box 2 for a dollar ones they use to have. I could eat a dozen in one sitting. Don't have a JITB in Virginia.

 

[Relsom]

I've run out of places to store basses and amps.