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Stoner/Doom Bassists Thread, Part 90: Maxed Out

Parachute Wah


So this new Tech Support job is going pretty great. Just spent 40 minutes on the phone trying to help a lady access her email.

"So, do you know what web browser you're using, such as Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox?"
"I have AVG"
"Okay, that's your anti-virus, but do you have a web browser to open"
"I have an internet if that's what you mean"
"Okay, if you look in the bottom left hand corner of your screen, can you click the Windows emblem there and open your start menu"
"It says Amazon and Ebay and Yahoo."
"Oh, okay, do you have a web browser open? Can you get to webpages?"
"Yes, I can search the internet"
"Okay, type in <insert webpage address> and press enter"
"Okay, let me open AVG."
"No, just clear the address bar at the top of your screen where it says the website name"
"Okay, I clicked it"
"Okay, now delete all of that."
"How do I delete things"
"Well, I generally use the backspace/delete button..."

AND SO ON
Ugghhhhh how are some people so incompetent at this? Did she sound like she was really old?

Seriously. Either demos are overly slap/new age chord heavy, or absolutely terrible quality. I feel like I should pickup some decent recording gear and do some gear demos just to put out more riff based/not-slappy-chord examples of stuff. You know what'd be a great jazz bass demo? PLAYING SOME ZEPPELIN.
I know, right? I'm tired of shaging slap bass demos of jazz basses. It tells me nothing about how they'd sound playing what I play.


never been big on delays but wow

Cool pedal. A bit too complicated for me, though.

So the Fender Custom shop is putting out a Katana in metallic orange. SCHWING.
Want.
 
We got snowed in for two days in my neighborhood in Nashville so I went way down the rabbit hole researching jazz basses. Had some gear sell at the same time so I pulled the trigger on a Fender Custom Shop Jazz. Normally, I think the CS stuff is just way overpriced, but I got a pretty great deal on this one.
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I've never heard an active bass I loved (for what I'm after, at least) and assuming that holds true, the electronics will probably be changed. Leaning toward a stacked knob and a switch to put both pickups in series. Already ordered a different pickguard. If I don't love the pickups I'll swap those too. Still open to suggestion, but I'm leaning toward Fender CS 60's at the moment. Perhaps I'll do a YouTube clip of me playing chords and harmonics followed by some sweet slappin'! Now where did I leave my ponytail, Oakley's and backward Kangol hat? :)
 
We got snowed in for two days in my neighborhood in Nashville so I went way down the rabbit hole researching jazz basses. Had some gear sell at the same time so I pulled the trigger on a Fender Custom Shop Jazz. Normally, I think the CS stuff is just way overpriced, but I got a pretty great deal on this one.
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I've never heard an active bass I loved (for what I'm after, at least) and assuming that holds true, the electronics will probably be changed. Leaning toward a stacked knob and a switch to put both pickups in series. Already ordered a different pickguard. If I don't love the pickups I'll swap those too. Still open to suggestion, but I'm leaning toward Fender CS 60's at the moment. Perhaps I'll do a YouTube clip of me playing chords and harmonics followed by some sweet slappin'! Now where did I leave my ponytail, Oakley's and backward Kangol hat? :)

Oooooo pretty!!! Stack knob jazz mos def!!!
 
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Hope y'all's Monday started better than mine. Had a collision with a suicidal deer while going ~50 mph this morning. Wagon's a little banged up. Deer fared much worse. Already got the insurance gears turning, hope to get into the shop by mid-week. Still runs fine but the driver side door only opens 2/3 and the driver side panel is fugged the fugg up.
 
NPD!!! MAXIMAL DRONE was waiting for me at my door, no GREAT DESTROYER though, will have to look into that...

Played with it for like 5 mins before sexy time, this thing is gonna be awesome!!!

Once I get the TGD, I still need to find a briefcase for it all to go in but then my drone board will be ready for some frequency worship.

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Which LWA is that? What's is based off?
 
We got snowed in for two days in my neighborhood in Nashville so I went way down the rabbit hole researching jazz basses. Had some gear sell at the same time so I pulled the trigger on a Fender Custom Shop Jazz. Normally, I think the CS stuff is just way overpriced, but I got a pretty great deal on this one.
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I've never heard an active bass I loved (for what I'm after, at least) and assuming that holds true, the electronics will probably be changed. Leaning toward a stacked knob and a switch to put both pickups in series. Already ordered a different pickguard. If I don't love the pickups I'll swap those too. Still open to suggestion, but I'm leaning toward Fender CS 60's at the moment. Perhaps I'll do a YouTube clip of me playing chords and harmonics followed by some sweet slappin'! Now where did I leave my ponytail, Oakley's and backward Kangol hat? :)

Gorgeous.
 
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Sorry about the deer @Pelham Blue.
That jazz is gorgeous @dukeorock.
Stumbled onto Sunday Valley recently and that has me Jonesin for a p or jazz bass again. Been trying to learn more walking bass lines. Kind of want a passive V p or jazz because I love hitting the IV and V below the I instead of above the I. Thinking of just getting one of those Yamaha BB passive pj though they are a little fugly. Cheap but supposed to have a solid B string and solid build quality.
Another day off from work from the crappy roads. Sipping yerba mate, filling kava orders, and music. Maybe snow in the south ain't so bad.
 
How's the Kava bidness doing? You supply enough to pay for your habit?

Definitely good enough to keep the Kava closet stacked. It's building slow and steady with repeat customers. It helps that I have access to some of the best kava you can get in the US. I pretty much get to sell my personal favorite root. Not getting rich or leaving my day job but I am covering the cost of restock and supplies. And it is just a fun to be a little part of the Kava world.
 

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