Parachute Wah
So this new Tech Support job is going pretty great. Just spent 40 minutes on the phone trying to help a lady access her email.
"So, do you know what web browser you're using, such as Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox?"
"I have AVG"
"Okay, that's your anti-virus, but do you have a web browser to open"
"I have an internet if that's what you mean"
"Okay, if you look in the bottom left hand corner of your screen, can you click the Windows emblem there and open your start menu"
"It says Amazon and Ebay and Yahoo."
"Oh, okay, do you have a web browser open? Can you get to webpages?"
"Yes, I can search the internet"
"Okay, type in <insert webpage address> and press enter"
"Okay, let me open AVG."
"No, just clear the address bar at the top of your screen where it says the website name"
"Okay, I clicked it"
"Okay, now delete all of that."
"How do I delete things"
"Well, I generally use the backspace/delete button..."
AND SO ON
That sounds like the worst thing ever.
Got a tour of the peavey booth today, one Mr Bobby Bld showed us the new bass amps. The 1516 cab will be shipping in a couple months, so my rep was wrong.
Also, attn Max: there's a 1×18 powered sub designed for use with guitar. Could be a worthy addition to the henge.