Hey all. Liquid diet today, then at 3:00 I start the weapons grade/full-on toxic event laxative for my anal invasion tomorrow. Good times, good times.
In all seriousness, I would have been a lot more cavalier about getting this done, but a buddy of mine got the Big C in the colon a couple of years ago, and now has a bag. So, I'm gonna get this s**t checked out pronto.
I had a heart catheter done last year, so the ticker's good, the lungs have been smoke free for over a decade, so I'm not sweating them, and the cholesterol is medically controlled, so I should be fine there.
All that said, I will now get run over by a bus.