If only they were gullible enough to buy my band's vinyl and cassettes.
In all seriousness, I'd buy a new Sleep album on vinyl.
Not one song though, screw that. They should at least have put a live version of Antarcticans Thawed on the B-side.
The house I grew up in is on a flat island in eastern part of the SF bay, that has crappy, sandy soil, and a water table too high for there to be a cemetery on the island. Pretty sure all the houses on my block have basements, though. Maybe it's because they're old, though. And no tropical storms, heh.
Basements are useful in places with tornadoes, but it's not as if they're only found in areas that get them.
I've noticed that in most of the houses I've seen that are the same age as my parents', the basement, if it hasn't been remodeled, doesn't really have finished interior walls, just the outside wall and the frame, and there's no real ceiling, just the beams and floor boards of the story above. Not really a third of the house, as it's not like the rest of the house would be taller if there were no basement.
Oddly, I seem to know a lot more people with useful basements than with useful attics.