I will say it again. Bryce, you need better friends. All this mooching and cock blocking needs to stop. In my circle of friends, you should expect physical retaliation if you cock block someone like that.
CL beat me to it: Seriously, find some better friends.
Put a bassist available ad out there, start doing some volunteer work in an area that interests you, get a retail job at a record store or somewhere cool until you find a more permanent job, put together a TB meet and greet, just do something and meet some new people.