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Stoner/Doom Bassists Thread, Part 90: Maxed Out

you know to be honest, i dont get the hate for nickelback. theyre just another ****** butt rock band in a long line of butt rock bands, yet somehow theyre universally hated. they write the same formulaic ****** rock songs that cater to the uneducated hillbilly crowd, and they do it really well, and sell a gajillion records doing it. and the lead guy is banging avril lavine.
If banging Avril Lavine is wrong....
You know I wonder if they respect each others' music?
 
im sure they talk about it a lot, while felating each other in between bathing in 1000 dollar bills.

Sounds draining

While I'm not a fan at all, I am impressed when anyone gets famous like that.

You can call it formulaic and over produced (it is) but at the same time it took a lot of talent (maybe not true musician talent or even the members talent) but talent none the less in some area if you're going to create a business that successful based on something "creative".
 
Sounds draining

While I'm not a fan at all, I am impressed when anyone gets famous like that.

You can call it formulaic and over produced (it is) but at the same time it took a lot of talent (maybe not true musician talent or even the members talent) but talent none the less in some area if you're going to create a business that successful based on something "creative".

hey, they know how to write poopie that millions of people will pay for, all power to them.

have you heard the awesome mash up of their two songs that are in the same exact key, same exact tempo, have the same exact changes, literally theyre the exact same song sans the lyrics and a few chords differences. its hilarious. lemmie find it.

 
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hey, they know how to write **** that millions of people will pay for, all power to them.

have you heard the awesome mash up of their two songs that are in the same exact key, same exact tempo, have the same exact changes, literally theyre the exact same song sans the lyrics and a few chords differences. its hilarious. lemmie find it.



Maybe all these bands just release the same few albums and each hit they save and give to the other similar bands to get new lyrics and a slight facelift to seem different. Like a tried and true recipe book.



Axis of awesome 4 chord song!

Edit: I guess with all this talk, none of you guys ever invested $19.99 on that Buzz Ballads CD the sell on tv?
 
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Never heard of Charles Bradley, am I out of the loop much or is he kinda new?

Also I did the double shot of mucinex then walked a mile or so to a field on campus and did sprints for a whole around 1am and man did that jump start things.

I feel like a lame version of that lame movie Constantine where he gets all the nasty sucked out of his lungs by that angel.

I learned some things with my first sprinting day

1. My Gym shorts are too big

2. The reason people strap their phones to there arm is it flops like mad in your pocket strangling you with headphones while also slapping your dong and dragging your pants down

3. Cops patrol that area a ton, especially at night and probably got a good laugh seeing me run like mad as if I'm being chased by a rapey ghost tearing down my pants as I cross the field.
 
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Happy Easter, someone found jesus in their dogs butthole!
 

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