It's ok, i have a beer gut and man boobs too.
Me too. I was just standing on a chair so I could screw in a light bulb and my gut was spilling out of my tee shirt. Sexy as hell.
Since I`ve become a "family man" I`ve put on 60 pounds or so.
And my hair is thinning

On the upside in a few years I`ll look like Joe Preston(Thrones).
