TalkBass Q&A Game

[GBassNorth]

Tea is good, so yes I would.

Big Grandma? Would she appreciate being called that?

Better than being called a Big Old Jet Air Liner...
So, are you a Joker, a Smoker or a midnight Toker?

 

[twinjet]

Better than being called a Big Old Jet Air Liner...
So, are you a Joker, a Smoker or a midnight Toker?

A joker... Not cool enough for the other ones.

What'd the chicken say to the egg?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

What'd the chicken say to the egg?

Want to get laid?

Did you laugh?

 

[twinjet]

Want to get laid?

Did you laugh?

I'm tired, so no. I would have, though. That punchline was right up my alley.

What plants sprout from root canals?

 

[Funk³]

I'm tired, so no. I would have, though. That punchline was right up my alley.

What plants sprout from root canals?

Root canal plants, duh!

What is love?

 

[twinjet]

Root canal plants, duh!

What is love?

The boy band version of a sixties hippiefest movement.

Why don't punctuation and punctuality mean similar things?

 

[Funk³]

The boy band version of a sixties hippiefest movement.

Why don't punctuation and punctuality mean similar things?

Because 7,8,9!

Will he ever give you up? Will he ever let you down?

 

[Duder251]

According to Rick Astley and Melania Trump...no.

How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

 

[jmlee]

When it's half two.

Why do pipers walk while they play?

 

[GBassNorth]

When it's half two.

Why do pipers walk while they play?

To get away from the noise!
If you squeeze a frog does it bark?

 

[JimmyM]

To get away from the noise!
If you squeeze a frog does it bark?

Yes, until it croaks.

Why does it burn when I pee?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Why does it burn when I pee?

Too many groupies.

Who is the best groupie for metal?

 

[jmlee]

Yes, until it croaks.

Why does it burn when I pee?

That's not the toilet! That's the barbeque!

Who loves ya, baby?

 

[JimmyM]

Uh oh, a dilemma...two answers/questions posted at roughly the same time. Now what?

 

[GBassNorth]

Uh oh, a dilemma...two answers/questions posted at roughly the same time. Now what?

That's easy...
The octogenarian club groupies love you the most!
How many teeth are there in false dentures?

 

[JimmyM]

That's easy...
The octogenarian club groupies love you the most!
How many teeth are there in false dentures?

Zero.

What are the best dentures for metal?

 

[GBassNorth]

Zero.

What are the best dentures for metal?

Those would have to be the set of dentures sported by Jaws in the James Bond film Moon Raker...

Does anyone really know what is on the dark side of the moon?

 

[Duder251]

Those would have to be the set of dentures sported by Jaws in the James Bond film Moon Raker...

Does anyone really know what is on the dark side of the moon?

Tupac, Biggie, and Elvis...and probably more.

Are there any popular bass players other than Flea?

 

[Bassammich]

Those would have to be the set of dentures sported by Jaws in the James Bond film Moon Raker...

Does anyone really know what is on the dark side of the moon?

A lot of really good music!!!

 

[Doner Designs]

Those would have to be the set of dentures sported by Jaws in the James Bond film Moon Raker...

Does anyone really know what is on the dark side of the moon?

Looks like he's taking a set of LaBella Original 1954 flats off of his bass.

Seriously, though, these are few of my favorite strings.