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The Builder from Hell

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again to Mr b..as far as tone by sticking the bridge at the back...didnt i just write that my guitars are for live work...dont build them to get the perfect tone..i build them for guitar players who like to shred on stage, be able to play at max volume and be able to have every single note in a guitar solo be heard and not muddled all together as you get with the so called tonal guitars.
 
"I picture him huddled over the comp, sometimes hitting the keys with a chopstick in his mouth, wearing one of the Kmart kids Batman costumes, refusing to answer his mum unless she calls him the Caped Crusader, his favourite VHS The Charles and Diana Royal Wedding playing on his portable TV, eating coco pops with Fanta poured on, yelling to his cat Mr Mumbles, "Ahhh Haaaa Mr Mumbles, I have these Bmusic silly dodo heads now, they have no brians, no brians AT ALL" !!!! ...he then pauses, pulls a face of distain, spits out the coco pops and yells to mum, " MUM, THIS SCHNITZEL TASTE LIKE LEIDERHOSEN" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


that made me literally cry laughing
 
Hi.

Even though it's hard to tell what Your motivation behind posting this is, I have to thank you again.


Some of the diamonds in the rough:

Inbuilt pick hoders.

Inbuilt screwdriver holder.

Neck like a dogs tongue.

Second hand strings.

"Rythm in jump (junk?). Dancing close to You.", second hand F-R knock-off.

Priceless, just priceless.

I almost feel sorry for the builder, and I probably would, if I hadn't read his responses on that thread.

Balloon knot for sure.

Regards
Sam
 
He's like wishbass with an ego!

Wishbass is actually respectable. they take time and care this guy doesn't even bother with correct scale length or playability. I am not sure if that thing would even be cool as a wall decoration. Wishbass has a few odd things though, like considering a truss rod an upgrade. I think if i ever ordered on, i would order it without a finish. I like a lot of outside of the box things they are trying.