Augh! Thought I am havink you here in first minute, with your giant self playink stand-up bass sitting down, until am realizink is face paint instead of easily identified facial scar! R-r-r-rats!
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Aha! Butinski, my dear Soul Man, you are postink no
pr-r-roof of seeink Fearless Leader at 4:03! Pix or is not happenink, right? Of course right! Heheheheh.
It is I am havink pr-r-roof of Fearless Leader playing at 4:03 and therefore am winnink coverted red, white & blue schmackeroon! BWAHAHAHA!! Very clever, Your Excellency, using makeup to hide facial scar!
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Very funny, Your Excellency, but i happen to know that is NOT your red dress, which is havink frilly collar. And laboratory analysis reveals NO tuba, nor any other bass instrument there. Silly Fearless Leader is makink joke! Ha ha! EVERYBODY LAUGH NOW!! HA HA HA!
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Wait! NO! He is havink no
pr-r-roof! I am havink pr-r-roof, no? ... NO?!? Wha...?? . . . . Vell, yes, but... ... ... but, Sir, he could have just
guessink right correct time of 4:03! ... . . . ... yes! It could happenink!! ... ... Anyway, 4:03 is not "
within first minute of piece" like you said to be! I am only won submittink entry "in first minute of piece" as you requirink, so I should... But, he said "tuba", sir... . . . yes, you are sayink "tuba", too... I get it, yes, is very funny, see, I laughink.

... but... . . . . but... ... ... (sigh) yes, Your Excellency. Ok. I vill send him prize. But, is not fair... No, NO!
ISS FAIR! ISS
VERY FAIR!! ... Yes, sir, is
most fair.

Aw, hell, Most Just Fearless Leader! ... hmmm? ... no, of course, I would never... no, sir . . . . I am sayink, "All Hail" to you, sir. ... Yes, of course. .... Sorry if I did not pronounciate clearly, sir. ... Yes, sir. ... No, sir. . . .
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Yes, yes. You vill be gettink package in the mail, Souly. Never mind if maybe it is tickink. That is ... uh, ... just trackink device so is don't gettink lost. Yes, that's it, trackink device. Think nothink of it. Go ahead! Rippink into it, you cannot be hurtink it! Heheheh . . . .
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