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The world's most hated songs



When I was an undergrad in music school circa 1979 one of the academic requirements was several credits from the English Department, so I took a class on writing record reviews. One of the pieces we were assigned to review was ^^^that original recording of Ornette Coleman's "Dancing In Your Head"
Taking a hint from Rolling Stone Magazine's "The Record Review As Fiction" I wrote about a hypothetical military incursion on some alien planet, where one of the advance enlisted commanders was complaining to his ranking officer how his men had no way to combat the superior weaponry of the alien forces, especially their sonic onslaught known as "Coleman"

The funny thing is, now 40-something years later, I love that tune!
 
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After I've been to the funeral of a 6-month old boy where they played Tears in Heaven from Clapton as they carried in the casket, I seriously can't stand that song..
It was 25 years ago and still turn off the radio whenever that song comes on.

Regards
Mark
 
This isn't a new thing; I seem to recall during the US invasion of Panama in 1989 that Noriega sought shelter in the Vatican embassy and the US troops were playing obnoxious music through loudspeakers to annoy the staff and get them to turn him over.

According to wikipedia it was a "Van Halen cassette tape provided by Special Forces Sgt. John Bishop".

So apparently Van Halen is considered to be "hated" music. I like vintage VH, but what do I know.

So I guess everyone just interpreted the title to mean "Name random songs you hate."

These threads always turn into that.
 
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I'm definitely not trying to be political here. But I was fascinated to learn via this mornings news that playing songs from this "list" is becoming an accepted way of attempting to disperse crowds. A sonic fire hose if you will. I wonder if how this makes the songwriters feel? What songs would you blare from a loudspeaker if you needed to disperse a crowd?



In a group I had in the 80's our crowd dispersal medley was Moonlight Serenade followed immediately by Whiter Shade of Pale. Right now it's Born to be Wild as loud as we can play it. Drives them right out the door!
 
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When I wanted to clear out unwanted guests I used to play my Captain Beefheart records which worked great until it became cool to like him. This might do the trick

What the hell is going on with this guy? Whoever produced this gem decided there would be absolutely no effort put towards synching his mouth with the song. And what a song... thank you for this. :smug:
 
I'm definitely not trying to be political here. But I was fascinated to learn via this mornings news that playing songs from this "list" is becoming an accepted way of attempting to disperse crowds. A sonic fire hose if you will. I wonder if how this makes the songwriters feel? What songs would you blare from a loudspeaker if you needed to disperse a crowd?


When I was a baby anytime my mom needed me to go to sleep she said she would play Barry. Apparently the smooth sounds of Manilow put me right to sleep.

Current day, I cant stand the Cars for Kids jingle on the radio. Turn it down everytime that commercial comes on. If they blarred that at me through a loudspeaker, I would disperse.
 
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