These guys have got to be joking!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by jd56hawk, Jul 6, 2019.


  1. Dean N

    Dean N

    Jul 4, 2006
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Fenominal! If I was high, it'd be even fenominaler.
     
  2. And I

    And I

    Feb 19, 2009
    Witchtown, MA
    I think they are joking...
     
  3. chaak

    chaak

    Apr 25, 2013
    now here
    this cracked me up
     
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  4. And I

    And I

    Feb 19, 2009
    Witchtown, MA
    It's definitely funny! I'll bet a bass that a recording studio owner wrote it.
     
  5. Spidey2112

    Spidey2112

    Aug 3, 2016
    Laugh now, but I bet this is RUSH's huge come back tour.
     
  6. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    This reminds me of an old joke.

    Q: What does a Grateful Dead fan say when he runs out of drugs?









    A: "Man, this music sucks."



    (Please don't hurt me, Deadheads!) :bag:

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2019
  7. BassCliff

    BassCliff

    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.
  8. The metro gnome part killed me
     
  9. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    It certainly reads like something Lerxst would come up with. :roflmao:
     
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  10. One would hope.
     
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  11. SactoBass

    SactoBass A retired civil engineer who likes all-tube amps! Supporting Member

    Jul 8, 2009
    Lake Havasu City, AZ
    LMAO!!!

    I *LOVE* that type of satirical humor, where someone exaggerates to make fun of something! The guy or gal who wrote that mock ad obviously had a helluva fun time writing it! And as they say, truth is always funnier than fiction, and that satirical ad isn't far from the truth with respect to some of the eye-rolling CL ads we have all seen from time to time.

    They even took the time to intentionally misspell some of the words. That's just..............fenominal! :D

    Two thumbs up! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
     
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  12. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    Better yet(although it is a bit dated)...Why is it so hot on stage at a Grateful Dead concert?








    The fans don’t work.
     
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  13. Element Zero

    Element Zero Supporting Member

    Dec 14, 2016
    California
    500 hurtz you say?
     
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  14. Sounds like a bunch of real profeshionals.
     
  15. nilorius

    nilorius Inactive

    Oct 27, 2016
    Riga - Latvia
    I think they don't know much about the history and the now days of the pro music world. But maybe some kind of like them will respond.
     
  16. Dincrest

    Dincrest Supporting Member

    Sep 27, 2004
    New Jersey
    Best troll ad ever.
     
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  17. nilorius

    nilorius Inactive

    Oct 27, 2016
    Riga - Latvia
    :thumbsup: But it doesn't sound like a joke and the photo, too, I think they really think that way.
     
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  18. Low Down Brown

    Low Down Brown

    Jan 8, 2018
    Erf
    I know these guys...they're actually not that bad if you're into Polynesian speed gospel.
     
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  19. My favorite part was the math calculations:
    "We figure that a minimum market of 1% is 3 million sales at $1.00 a song you have 3 million dollars".

    Too bad that in the real world, the band doesn't make a $1 per song, actually more like 1 cent per song
    after the middle men take their cut.

    I think they'd be better off hitting up their family and friends for funding.
    Dirk
     
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