Things that are Metal...and things that aren't

[stepswork4me]

Not Metal:
cupcakes and punch at a party

Unless....

and....

 

[Chebass88]

METAL: Jim Wendler (look him up on the Youtube)
NON-METAL: Jillian Michaels

 

[lousybassplayer]

Metal: The older stuff

Not metal: This new stuff

(can be reversed if your younger, but be advised, it will switch back on you when you get older)

 

[Eater_of_Birds]

ARE:
UNREADABLE band logos.
black
HR GIGER

NOT:
unfortunately most of life.
Brad Paisley (nothing personal just aw him on the cover some guitar magazine and regardless of how he rolls, it aint metal ^ ^)

 

[Burlington]

Nazis

Nazi Germany

Really? You had to go there?

Metal:

Blast beats

Not metal:

anything under 240bpm

 

[lousybassplayer]

Nazis? What kind of nonsense? Come now.

 

[pharmakon]

Metal: The older stuff

Not metal: This new stuff

(can be reversed if your younger, but be advised, it will switch back on you when you get older)

+1

 

[lousybassplayer]

Edit: I meant you're, not your.

 

[Dethrats]

...i think that man needed an Exorcism!

 

[Burlington]

Metal: The older stuff

Not metal: This new stuff

Sounds like you need to open your ears a little....

 

[P-oddz]

Metal:
- Gouging out someones eyes for Satan
- Gouging out your OWN eyes for Satan
- Satan
- Vikings
- Battle Axes
- Song titles that make you wanna puke, like "Regurgitation of Giblets", "Crepitating Bowel Erosion", or "Malignant Defecation"
- Regurgitation and Bowel Erosion

Not Metal:
- Kittens (unless made into stew)
- Richard Simmons (unless his skin has been flayed off)
- Sunlight (unless it is creating some sort of skin affliction which is TOTALLY metal)
- Flutes (unless it is the flute of death played by an ancient warrior-demon)

 

[lousybassplayer]

You know I merely kid, just poking a little fun at the geezer/whippersnapper conflict we are all so familiar with.

 

[Burlington]

You know I merely kid, just poking a little fun at the geezer/whippersnapper conflict we are all so familiar with.

I figured

 

[lousybassplayer]

I for one look forward to complaining about how this new crap isn't as good as it was when it comes to metal I love being a cantankerous PITA, but IMO metal is the only genre where the new is as good and sometimes better than the old. Same cannot be said for my other favorites, espescially country (again, IMO. If you prefer Rascall Flatts to Merle Haggard thats...hell I can't say it.)

 

[JMac- Wiskerface Designs]

Unless....

and....

Oh yes, so very true..........

That is allmost as metal as wearing a pair of leather arm gauntlets with 100 sixteen penny framing nails sticking out of them........

 

[Jim Nazium]

Pontiac Trans Am: Metal
Toyota Prius: Not Metal

Budweiser: Metal
Perrier: Not Metal

Rottweiler: Metal
Pomeranian: not metal (unless you are feeding it to your boa constrictor, which is totally metal)

Navy SEALS: metal
Baby seals: not metal

F#: Metal
Gb: not metal

Canadian bacon: Metal
Kevin Bacon: not metal

 

[Obe]

^^^^^
Metal: Laughing my butt off at this, especially F#/Gb

Not Metal: Having a guitar with no F#/Gb, while wearing a cape.

Metal: V8 motor

Not Metal: V8 juice

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

Justin Beiber is metal?

He is SO metal!!!!

 

[lousybassplayer]

Capes are a no no if you are not The Count on sesame street. Same goes for popped collars there, youse guys who do it.

 

[doctorpunch]

Are:
Me

Aren't:
Everyone else