Things that you think about TB that can't possibly be true, right?

[Maynjo]

All bass players have back problems and tinnitus.

 

[BigBigGuy44]

Sunburst and tort is for the pros, anything else is amateur hour, right?

 

[Rumble Thunder]

The most essential thing about any particular bass is how much it weighs.

 

[Spidey2112]

Everyone that has an actual photo for their avatar must mean that it's actually a photo of themselves, right?

Yes...

 

[Spidey2112]

EVERYONE knows how to use the search feature so we never get redundant questions, right?

Searching...

 

[Spidey2112]

Nobody here is drunk right now.

!

 

[Spidey2112]

If I'm on TB 24/7, my playing should improve...

... wait a sec...

 

[4dog]

Most TBers would rather discuss playing bass instead of gear.

most TBers would rather discuss playing bass instead of...playing bass.

fixed

 

[Zooberwerx]

For those in doubt, I pretty much resemble the caricature in my avatar.

Riis

 

[jeffb28451]

Everyone on here is an experienced, wise musician and not some 20 year old know-it-all workin at the 'Bell part time, giggin once a month, but blessing me with wisdom while they bomb my sales with such intelligence as
"if that was a 5'er, I'd be all over it" or "what's your best cash price for that" (and omitting the "and I'll pay you after I save up the money in a month or two").

TB is evolving, isn't it?

 

[JoeWPgh]

Carrots are the best tort for metal

 

[franklindayala]

Everyone that has an actual photo for their avatar must mean that it's actually a photo of themselves, right?

Hello Eddie!!

 

[Copperhead]

SVT's and fridges are outmoded, right ? ( See backline threads )

 

[Oberst]

oh, no - the truth is out... i'm actually a rejected southpark character!



i know i don't

Yep. This is me and the Mrs.

 

[MultiScaleMale]

If you have anything more than a Squier, you’re a poser that can’t play.

 

[Oberst]

We all agreed there's nothing new to say about tonewood so the topic never comes up.

It has long been settled that ironwood is the best tonewood for metal.

 

[Slinger]

TB taught me that a bull fiddle wasn't a farmyard sex crime and that metal is the best metal for metal.

 

[TheReceder]

A lot of posters on TB don’t actually know what they’re talking about and are just regurgitating information easily and more efficiently found by just using the Google. Keyword....”A Lot”, not all.

I'd have to agree... except that a lot of posters on TB don't actually know what they're talking about and are just regurgitating information easily and more efficiently found by just using Google. Keyword..."a lot", not all.

Does anyone else smell that? I think it's sarcasm.

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

No one lives to talk about it

 

[TheReceder]

Repetitively redundant topics never seem to come up over and over, and then the same comment never gets talked about a week later.