Things that you think about TB that can't possibly be true, right?

[Old Garage-Bander]

Repetitively redundant topics never seem to come up over and over, and then the same comment never gets talked about a week later.

Repetitively redundant?
Say that, fast, 10 times.
If you only make it to five, you still win.

 

[jmon]

Everyone reads the #62 post on every thread to make sure no good info is missed. Errr wait

 

[Coolhandjjl]

Only real TB members know that there is a best bass for metal.

 

[SparkyLB]

.....and I'm John Cleese.........and now for something completely different

"I'm here for an argument."
"You're not here for an argument."
"I am too."
"No you're not."
"Oh, I see. . . . you're arguing with me"
"No I'm not."
"Are so."
"I could be arguing on my spare time."
"Oh, this is ridiculous."
"No it's not."

 

[saabfender]

Moderators let the fur fly, for the most part, and hardly ever lock threads. They don't seem to mind if you discuss their editorial decisions, either.

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

Everyone reads the #62 post on every thread to make sure no good info is missed. Errr wait

I see what you did there.

 

[GwenOnBass]

High mass rigs are a breeze to load in and load out. And narrow staircases are trivially navigable with a fridge. It's totally worth it in every case.

 

[rashrader]

After reading this, I realize that I know nothing about Talkbass.com, but I am still here to figure out if my bass is good for metal.

 

[Groove Doctor]

People actually care about my opinions.

 

[dbsfgyd1]

Everyone that has an actual photo for their avatar must mean that it's actually a photo of themselves, right?

Wha??? You mean they’re not??? Lol!!

 

[dbsfgyd1]

For all the talk about flats, those must be the strings everyone uses, right?

But they only talk about them when they are at least 15 years old and broken in....

 

[Hundred proof]

Everyone on TB always play stages that they can run a DI and totally trust the result

 

[cheechi]

I didn't actually read your question but what you need is a P bass.

 

[Oberst]

"I'm here for an argument."
"You're not here for an argument."
"I am too."
"No you're not."
"Oh, I see. . . . you're arguing with me"
"No I'm not."
"Are so."
"I could be arguing on my spare time."
"Oh, this is ridiculous."
"No it's not."

You maloderous toffee nosed git!

 

[dbsfgyd1]

That everyone’s pushing 70.

That’s because we don’t have anything better to do....

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

Everyone that has an actual photo for their avatar must mean that it's actually a photo of themselves, right?

Yes! Here is my high school year book pic.

 

[bobdabilder]

Fender is the best bass out there, right?

 

[GwenOnBass]

Yes! Here is my high school year book pic.
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They had cameras then?!

:: runs, ducks, hides ::

* Ripley's Believe It Or Not: my avatar is accurate, and recent

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

They had cameras then?!

:: runs, ducks, hides ::

* Ripley's Believe It Or Not: my avatar is accurate, and recent

Yep! My best friend was president of the camera club.
He invented the selfie, (see pic below) but you needed a large mirror.

And Ansel Adams was a Freshman when I was a senior.
Gosh. Guess I’m still a senior.

 

[jmlee]

My membership is held by a cat named "Bunny".