Things that you think about TB that can't possibly be true, right?

[Kmonk]

Everybody on Talkbass is an expert and knows what they are talking about.

 

[somebrains]

All of these people who have group thinked into a P with tort and flats have forgotten how badass Sid and Dee Dee's white P's with black guard looked.

 

[Jase The Bass]

That's me setup right next to that human! Oh and bass players secretly hate 98.9% of guitarist while we refuse to acknowledge that our bass... is also a guitar... GASP!

 

[gln1955]

and the @#$%^&*@$# are $#%^

I had to bleep that out sorry … I didn't want to get banned ...

Everybody says "poopie" on here, just to be polite.

 

[I am Soma]

The circumstances of jaco xv2-4x5x missing from talkbass seem suspicious

 

[bassbully]

Everyone that has an actual photo for their avatar must mean that it's actually a photo of themselves, right?

Mine is.

 

[Ostie]

Some of the members posting here are actually rock stars who care what the rest of us think, right?

 

[foolforthecity]

No one plays in their bedroom

 

[Fluid Power]

My avatar is me channeling John Entwistle!!!!

I'm really here to live my bass life through Bass Cliff!!!

 

[Ellery]

Many TB'ers are incognito celebrities. Which means when you are defaming some famous bassist there is a good chance you are talking right at them.

 

[jamro217]

If I'm on TB 24/7, my playing should improve...

... wait a sec...

If you're on here 24/7 you don't have a sec.

 

[Spidey2112]

If you're on here 24/7 you don't have a sec.

Nice... you're still in the will.

 

[jamro217]

Nice... you're still in the will.

I meant a spare second, because all of your time is spent here. Don't be so damn morbid, will ya? By the way, you can leave me the basses, okay?

 

[jamro217]

Many TB'ers are incognito celebrities. Which means when you are defaming some famous bassist there is a good chance you are talking right at them.

Well, it's better than TalkingBass behind their back.

 

[JoeWPgh]

8x10 cabinets practically move themselves

 

[FenderBassist]

Drummers and guitarists read TB posts and learn from the experience.

 

[Spidey2112]

I meant a spare second, because all of your time is spent here. Don't be so damn morbid, will ya? By the way, you can leave me the basses, okay?

Vultures...

 

[pcake]

All bass players have back problems and tinnitus.

if they don't, they soon will... * cue up the ominous music * mwahhahaha!

 

[jamro217]

Fretless basses were actually designed by mad scientists, that's why they go Mwah Ha Ha.

 

[Coolhandjjl]

"I'm here for an argument."
"You're not here for an argument."
"I am too."
"No you're not."
"Oh, I see. . . . you're arguing with me"
"No I'm not."
"Are so."
"I could be arguing on my spare time."
"Oh, this is ridiculous."
"No it's not."

“No it isn't. It's just contradiction.”