Things that you think about TB that can't possibly be true, right?

[GwenOnBass]

Yep! My best friend was president of the camera club.
He invented the selfie, (see pic below) but you needed a large mirror.
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And Ansel Adams was a Freshman when I was a senior.
Gosh. Guess I’m still a senior.

That's Weegee!

:: awe ::

studied his work deeply

 

[StatesideRambler]

That everyone’s pushing 70.

I'm pushing it but it won't budge.

I notice a lot of Curly Howard inspiration on the forums: "I'm trying to think, but nothing happens!"

 

[DanAdams]

Failure to comply with Ohm's Law is a prosecutable offense.

 

[Mili]

Everybody loves P Bass necks and they won't make all P Basses with skinny Jazz necks till 3 years later, right?

 

[SBassman]

- If your bass is short scale, it can't have real bass tone, right?

- If you use tablature, you can't play jazz, right?

 

[Bodeanly]

A thread you post about your new bass is an invitation for others to flood it with pics of their own.

 

[Steadfast]

Yes

 

[Mantis Tobaggan]

that’s me in my avatar.

 

[JRA]

Everyone that has an actual photo for their avatar must mean that it's actually a photo of themselves, right?

it depends, right?

- new members are folks who 'lurked' TB before joining so they are up-to-date on every topic.
- there are 506,872 experts on TB. only 4 members need actual advice. the rest are just lazy.
- the search function is top notch.
- players with new/different ideas haven't googled "truth" before posting.
- the fender corporation supports certain points of view but not others.
- gibsons actually suck, right?

 

[SparkyLB]

Moderators let the fur fly, for the most part, and hardly ever lock threads. They don't seem to mind if you discuss their editorial decisions, either.

and that's what I love about talkbass.

 

[SparkyLB]

You maloderous toffee nosed git!

"Shut your festering gob, you tit!"
"I'm here for an argument."
"Oh, terribly sorry, this is abuse."
"Sorry."
"Not at all." (leaves and closes door)
"Stupid git!"

 

[Gilmourisgod]

A P-Bass is all anyone needs because... that’s what a bunch of people played in the 60’s...... so that’s what a bass should be, Right?

 

[Bunk McNulty]

Things that I think about tb that can't possibly be true? I can't possibly have been wasting time on this board for six years!

 

[Steadfast]

I think it is a rather friendly place when compared to a boating and fishing thug site I spent way too much time on. One member actually tracked me down on Eglin AFB to fight. No joke. It ended well for me. He got caught in a restricted area following me. He is now a felon.

 

[arbiterusa]

1. Everyone here gigs on a regular basis.
2. Most "players" here have gigged at least once in their lives.

 

[fretter]

Everybody posting on TB is just taking a break from hours of practicing.

 

[Ric5]

Nobody gets banned. Right?

and the @#$%^&*@$# are $#%^

I had to bleep that out sorry … I didn't want to get banned ...

 

[fretter]

Everybody has held a bass today, this week, or this month.

 

[Tom Bomb]

The best metal for metal is mettle.

 

[G_N]

I miss nobody.