Things that you think about TB that can't possibly be true, right?

[Old Garage-Bander]

Mine is.

Yeah but which one of you is it?
The nice looking lady or the... uh... the other person?

 

[Jimmy4string]

@B String , i think you are thinking of Edward Van Halen. Michael Anthony typically had a black guitar and later the Jack Daniels special I believe.

(or course maybe that is not possibly true like this thread suggests )

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

It’s not so bad

I think the folks who run it are sound. You’d have to be, given the posters sometimes! I include myself in this.

You could always start another forum. I think that actually happened once.

It did, but didn't last long.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

So far the band management page about hiring/firing/managing people at all is pretty whiny most of the time.

Fixed that for you.

 

[rutrho]

Fixed that for you.

These things are not mutually exclusive!

 

[SCOTT_GROVE]

Why is this the only forum I'm not banned from?

 

[rtslinger]

Oh crap I must be dead right?

 

[Catabee]

99 out of 100 people in the audience are thinking: "I don't like the tone of that Squier. A Fodera would make SUCH a difference." The other one thinks it's a shame the tuner pedal is not true bypass, because that's ruining the enjoyment.

99 out of 100 people in the room know the difference betweeb a bass and any other instrument.

 

[petrus61]

99 out of 100 people in the room know the difference betweeb a bass and any other instrument.

That 23% out of 100% of people polled at a fish market will know what a “betweeb” is.

 

[Rockwriter]

99 out of 100 people in the audience are thinking: "I don't like the tone of that Squier. A Fodera would make SUCH a difference." The other one thinks it's a shame the tuner pedal is not true bypass, because that's ruining the enjoyment.

Hi i think the Boss tuner pedal is true bypass, as its the most popular they do a floor pedal and a studio one, check it out good luck

 

[dxb]

TB members never fall for inflammatory threads started by trolls and definitely don't keep those threads alive by posting hundreds of replies.

 

[bobdabilder]

Or add pointless responses to keep said thread alive

TB members never fall for inflammatory threads started by trolls and definitely don't keep those threads alive by posting hundreds of replies.

 

[Dwight Trash]

Or add pointless responses to keep said thread alive

I agree

 

[bobdabilder]

Well said

I agree

 

[Ian Lewis]

For all the talk about flats, those must be the strings everyone uses, right?

No. Flats are the notes which aren't sharp or natural

 

[Rev. Cornelius]

Nobody gets banned. Right?

No one lives to talk about it

Threads that start in one forum remain in that forum forever. They can't be moved.

 

[Bill G.]

Everyone that has an actual photo for their avatar must mean that it's actually a photo of themselves, right?

That gorgeous specimen (not the Jazz Bass) in my avatar is me. My three chins, rectangular head, pointy nose, and big gut make quite an impression on folks where I play music.

 

[Holy Diver]

And none of the the 697k+ YouTube views of “Hoogie Boogie Land” resulted from a TB link.

Like this one.

 

[IamGroot]

And none of the the 697k+ YouTube views of “Hoogie Boogie Land” resulted from a TB link.

Like this one.

That was deeply disturbing.

 

[Tom Bomb]

TB members never fall for inflammatory threads started by trolls and definitely don't keep those threads alive by posting hundreds of replies.

This is true. Bumpity bump