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Threads concerning heavy metal: music's true nerds?

FIrstly, I will start of by admitting to being quite a metal fan (although such a statement, of course, opens me up to the silly behaviour I am going on to rant about). However, whenever I see a thread online concerning metal, it always seems to me to be the equivalent of a discussion on Star Trek vs Star Wars or who was the better captain of the Enterprise. That's right, I am convinced that metal fans are the true uber-nerds of music. Now, I'm not talking about "geeks" those kinda cool people who are just a little too "in" to a certain topic. I mean "nerds".

You know, "nerds", those socially awkward annoying types who probably deserved all the beatings and harrasment they got in high school because of their snarky "you don't really understand metal" attitude. The same kind of people who will correct you if you make a joke about Klingon's having pointy ears (instead of Vulcans etc).

Some things I have noticed in metal discussions:

1. No one is heavier than the band you like most.

2. It is important to refer to other metal listeners with more casual taste than your own as "kiddies" even if you are only 20.

3. Its not like it was back in the old days (even if you are only 16) and were most defintely not listening to metal in those "old days".

4. No one else is as bigger metal fan as you are.

So what say you? Are metal fans the real nerds or music?

:)

PS. This is in OT because its not a discussion about music, but about music fans, which I think means its not a music related discussion but a person related discussion.
 
Yes it's true. Metalheads take themselves way to seriously. Those guys that show their dedication by carving the band's name into their arms???? Uh,.....just no.

I myself am a bit of a closeted metalhead, but I'm sure I'm also "gay" in the eyes of most metalheads because I listen to jambands as well,....a most definitely non-brootal group of bands.

TBH,...I appreciate a little nerd-dom over the guarded pretentiousness of the indie scene. I love indie music, but this,..."if you don't know I'm not telling you" stance is a little self righteous IMO. It's very "You aren't allowed to like that band because I liked them first". Who cares.
 
I myself am a bit of a closeted metalhead, but I'm sure I'm also "gay" in the eyes of most metalheads because I listen to jambands as well,....a most definitely non-brootal group of bands.

I'm actually much like you.

To me, metal is a music style, a genre... I even go as far to say metal is just a medium where I can express myself musicly.




But to thousands of "kiddies" metal is a lifestyle. :eyebrow:
And they'll go with whatever band is fashionable in the metal-n00b subcircuit.
Within Temptation, Epica,.... WT* ?? :eyebrow:
They should dare to share the stage with WASP, that'll make those wannabees retire.
In the good old days metal wasn't so generic as that. :spit:



signed, a grumpy old metalhead
 
Yes.
Also note that most metal is not metal
metalliaca = not metal
pantera = not metal
tool = not metal
anything on the radio or you've heard of = not metal
I even had one kid tell me Slayer wasn't metal?!?!?!?!?! WHAT?


They also have the strange illusion that there are enough differences in different metal bands that warrant a completely new genre

metalcore
deathcore
grindcore
death metal
black metal
prog metal
neumetal
for example and I'm sure these idiots could spit out about 50 more "genres"

Completely oblivious to the fact that they all pretty much sound exactly the same.


Hi I'm Absentia I play in a metal band and I hate metalheads and most metal music.
 
Yes.
Also note that most metal is not metal
metalliaca = not metal
pantera = not metal
tool = not metal
anything on the radio or you've heard of = not metal
I even had one kid tell me Slayer wasn't metal?!?!?!?!?! WHAT?


They also have the strange illusion that there are enough differences in different metal bands that warrant a completely new genre

metalcore
deathcore
grindcore
death metal
black metal
prog metal
neumetal
for example and I'm sure these idiots could spit out about 50 more "genres"

Completely oblivious to the fact that they all pretty much sound exactly the same.


Hi I'm Absentia I play in a metal band and I hate metalheads and most metal music.

:D

I agree on the Pantera thing. :ninja:
 
I once met a metalhead who insisted he could crush my soul with a mere flexing of his mind, and in fact did while I was turned the other way.

So now I have no soul. And apparently Alexi Laiho is a god.

...Whoever that is.
 
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Yes.
Also note that most metal is not metal
metalliaca = not metal
pantera = not metal
tool = not metal
anything on the radio or you've heard of = not metal
I even had one kid tell me Slayer wasn't metal?!?!?!?!?! WHAT?


They also have the strange illusion that there are enough differences in different metal bands that warrant a completely new genre

metalcore
deathcore
grindcore
death metal
black metal
prog metal
neumetal
for example and I'm sure these idiots could spit out about 50 more "genres"

Completely oblivious to the fact that they all pretty much sound exactly the same.


Hi I'm Absentia I play in a metal band and I hate metalheads and most metal music.

And then they debate whether or not that band belongs in that subgenre or this subgenre. Who cares? Just listen.