LOL!Another 60s bird (refinished in a Barbie pink and missing all its frets) was found beheaded on an empty stage. Who would do such a dastardly deed? 427 pages, 34 muscle cars, 219 bumbling acts, 13 assaults by Cato, and 42 attempts at assassination by his own superior later, an undead Chief Inspector Clouseau solves the Case of the Decapitated Pink Panther; it was the floor when the foolish bird's headstock decided to floor dive from bassist Jean Ent Whistler's shoulder height during a performance of Boris the Spider.
The mystery of the frets was never solved, despite clear imprints of bunny slippers in the sawdust on the stage.
But we all know very good and well where those frets are. Knowing and proving it in a court of law is another matter. Sequel could be the "The Case of the Furry Frets."
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