"Couldn't find their butt with both hands and a road map(or these days, GPS)."They never cease to amaze. In a bad way. Which is why I never use them unless it's not my option.
They could mess up a two car funeral...
Couldn't pour urine of of a bucket with the directions on the bottom...
As my dad liked, Couldn't grab their butt with both hands. (Never knew why one would want to do so...)
I use USPS whenever possible-and ask shippers to do the same. They handle more [stuff] daily than FedMess and cheaper. And they'll deliver on weekends.
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