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What was her name? I wanna quote that, but I always like to give credit.
Sorry but I liked "Cars" and some other Gary Numan songs. Not for everyone but I like some of his work.
And for anyone that isn't familiar with Mick Ronson aka Ronno, do yourself a favor and investigate. Tons of footage with Bowie and others on YouTube.
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These were not songs of my 80s except 1&2.
A few comments:
10 - Worst? Maybe, Iconic? Certainly; that is why Rick Rolling is a thing.
9 - Gotta love the version in Young Frankenstein...
8 - Hey it was in Wayne's World - it has to be iconic
6 - Falco had two hits and that was one... So not a one hit wonder. Terrible? No, probably not.
So, were these the worst songs? No, they are iconic songs that represented the 80s (for good or ill). The really terrible songs have been forgotten.
How can worst not include Gary Numan?
Gotta disagree with you about Gary Numan. He was an innovator in the synth/electronic genre. Maybe not everyone's cup of tea, but certainly not some shallow hack. Plus, I'm personally close to the family of the man that invented the synth that "Cars" was recorded with. Through them, I learned a lot about the man and his music.
He's just one of those guys that's more than his biggest hit.
He's trying too hard to be David Bowie, ain't working, no cool factor, just an oddity in a space.
I call it "Trash Rock". The guitarist calls it "Gutter Glam". The only way to explain it is if you mix Bowie/Stardust/Mick Ronson, early 70's Stones, Faces when Rod Stewart was still cool, NY Dolls/Johnny Thunders, and various early punk, that would be it. Blues based, gritty guitars, aggressive, sleazy feeling music. We will start working with a drummer and singer/guitarist next week so things are kind of coming together.
Sorry but I liked "Cars" and some other Gary Numan songs. Not for everyone but I like some of his work.
Sounds like my kinda of music... Huge fan of NYD and Thunders and Nolan in particular together with the late 70's punk bands (Heartbreakers, Dead Boys, Ramones, The Damned, Generation X, The Stranglers among others).
Also a huge fan of electronic 80's electronic music: Numan, Ultravox, Human League, Kraftwerk etc...
I had managed to completely forget those. Thanks for damaging my blissful ignorance.For a START, Convoy and Disco Duck definitely deserve to be in that bottom 10 more than some of the list.
For what it is worth, I stopped playing for a couple decades due to kid, career, etc and started playing bass again at 49. Then I got the wild hair up to play drums, too, and started at 53 or 54. I don't remember now. The first gig I did on drums was only about a year in. Having no shame at all helps immeasurably.Yes early. 53 for me

45 here (I chose bass as a mid life crisis vs extra marital affairs or corvettes and Harleys).Yes early. 53 for me
Hiller don't get too worked up on light hearted opinions. The category was specific "songs" from the 80's not the life works of an individual. I personally never liked that particular Numan song when it came out. He had a lot of other stuff I did like. But again the Rolling Stone article was about specific songs, and although I don't agree with everything on the list or the order it's in I can't say they were completely off base on the list as a whole. But that's just my opinion. Yours is every bit as valid.Obviously your knowledge about Numan is limited...
He may have been a "stiff" performer in his early years, but that certainly changed more than 20 years ago...
45 here (I chose bass as a mid life crisis vs extra marital affairs or corvettes and Harleys).![]()

45 here (I chose bass as a mid life crisis vs extra marital affairs or corvettes and Harleys).![]()
Any Susan Vega song should have been on the list as well as the buggles video killed the radio star( probably on the list but I stopped reading after Europe final countdown. They need to make a list of the worst songs of the nintees or rather the short list of songs from the90s that were actually good. The 80s weren't a problem compared to the 90s imoNeeds more Joe Dolce.
Ah, Shaddup your Face