1. It will help with the current project.
2. It will help with future projects and allow you to expand your capabilities.
3. Expanded capabilities will afford you new opportunities to make music in different ways.
4. Making music in different ways includes mixing in recordings of truck buzzers, furnace fans, and the like.
5. Mixing in recordings of truck buzzers and furnace fans is novel, creative, and brilliant.
6. Being novel, creative, and brilliant will catapult you to cultural relevance and cement your place in music history.
7. Having cultural relevance will allow you to further create new ways of thinking and hearing.
8. Creating new ways of thinking and hearing will benefit the human species.
9. Providing benefits to the overall good of humanity will make you a better person.
10. Being a better person will cause dogs to love you, cats to shed on somebody else, and tofu to taste like bacon.
11. The love of dogs, lack of cat hair, and improved taste of tofu will make your life better.
12. You want it and it will be a great new toy to play with.
It's a 12 step program we offer, complete with spiritual, moral, aesthetic, and physical benefits.
. I replaced those with EB Cobalt flats. There's the sound I want(thanks again @JJR58). I don't use the bridge pup on any bass but that J pup is particularly useless. I only play the EpiBird at the house 'cos it's 10+ lbs-too much for these old shoulders for a whole gig. Because I also put the Cobalt flats on the Gibby, they are similar with the Epi having maybe a bit more punch. Then again, when I max the tone on the Gibby, they're pretty equal.
