OK, not T-Bird related at all, and I know there's no answer--not even counseling. I realize we can all love different tones, but I hear people talk about getting that "upright tone." Unless one is playing certain Jazz or old school Bluegrass, why would you want to get that sound? I know it's a preference thing, but I must be a heretic because few things sound worse to me than a double bass. (Sticks are another matter.) I've filled in with a friend's Bluegrass band years a go in a pinch and didn't like the sound then either. Fretless I love. Not upright. I feel kind of on an island by thinking they basically sound awful. I'm really not a bad person. Wondering if anyone else has the courage to come out and admit this with me?