Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a young Thunderbird that's been thrown out of the house and abandoned by it's dad. Yes. mmhmm... Yup. It's just sitting out in front of the house now trying to get back in the locked door. It's heartbreaking to see.
Actually, I
do know someone that would love to strip its parts... I mean... take loving care of it. Yes, that's right. His name is name is @GBassNorth.
No, I don't
think he had anything to do with this. What's that? You have traced several text messages from southern California to this instrument's phone? I didn't even know that a bass could use a phone with the whole lack of opposable thumbs thing. Kids today sure do seem to find a way don't they?
No, I've never heard of people radicalizing bases over the internet...
Do, you think that this could be one of those cases? I mean, I don't really know the guy, except from a website called Talkbass.com.
oh....
wow....
oh my...
Well..... uh... I guess you don't really ever know someone do you? Those Californians are a strange lot, aren't they?
Well thanks, officer. I hope you catch the guy. I'm sure that the moderator of the Thunderbird Club on Talkbass will help you out. Yeah, the one with the polka dotted dress.
OK, have a nice day and stay safe!