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Here's Danish comedian and musician Jacob Haugaard's shovel guitar with an actual fretboard in place of the shovel shaft (couldn't find any larger pictures):
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He seems to be diggin' in (I know, I know)Here's Danish comedian and musician Jacob Haugaard's shovel guitar with an actual fretboard in place of the shovel shaft (couldn't find any larger pictures):
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He seems to be diggin' in (I know, I know)![]()
Yes we have. In french we say (for campfires and the like) "ramène ta pelle", which literally means "bring back your shovel", and everyone knows that you should bring your guitar (and condoms, eventually).Well, in Danish an electric guitar is actually commonly sometimes called a "spade", which is the Danish word for "shovel" (I guess "spade" is actually a word we have in common. A "spade" being a "spade", and a "shovel" being a "skovl" in Danish, to be exact), so there's that.

Been a bass player and recording engineer more than 20 years and a silent forum lurker around more than 10 years. Seen so many great looking custom made laminated expensive exotic wood combinations with real expensive hardware guitars and basses sold because they sounded barely better than $300 cheap instruments. They were just expensive furniture.
So don't go to custom route. Get a brand that you are inspired by and pray that you will get lucky. Even if you get a mid tier instrument there is always a brand value when you want to sell it later to get something else. Customs are just expensive hobby for bored musicians.
Been a bass player and recording engineer more than 20 years and a silent forum lurker around more than 10 years. Seen so many great looking custom made laminated expensive exotic wood combinations with real expensive hardware guitars and basses sold because they sounded barely better than $300 cheap instruments. They were just expensive furniture.
So don't go to custom route. Get a brand that you are inspired by and pray that you will get lucky. Even if you get a mid tier instrument there is always a brand value when you want to sell it later to get something else. Customs are just expensive hobby for bored musicians.
As an engineer studying thermodynamics, that would be a cool video!
Been a bass player and recording engineer more than 20 years and a silent forum lurker around more than 10 years. Seen so many great looking custom made laminated expensive exotic wood combinations with real expensive hardware guitars and basses sold because they sounded barely better than $300 cheap instruments. They were just expensive furniture.
So don't go to custom route. Get a brand that you are inspired by and pray that you will get lucky. Even if you get a mid tier instrument there is always a brand value when you want to sell it later to get something else. Customs are just expensive hobby for bored musicians.
Musicians are a strange breed. They can be hypersensitive on some subjects about their instrument, and completely indifferent (even contemptuous) on others. At least, this is what TalkBass learned me.My friend’s son left for Belgium to study with a world renowned clarinet teacher. He traveled with his two $25,000. clarinets. This conversation gets ridiculous. Those folks don’t let instruments hold them back and don’t say that a rental secondary school instrument is the same as the instruments concert musicians use.
You can’t know what’s right for anyone but you. You can know if your playing is about feel and growth and interpretation and listening. You find that some instruments just get out of your way and even allow inspiration through tomorrow that you don’t have today.
I’ve heard amazing players killing it on one bouteeqee only to find it wasn’t me at all.
If you’re buying because you think the price insures you’ll be a better player or others will be impressed than your point is taken. But who cares? If a hobbyist can afford it who cares? I went from a Smith BMT Elite G to a Roscoe that was $1K less and found my grail. In studio and live recordings I sound like me on the Smith. I sound like me on my Roscoe. The Roscoe is bolt on average maple top yet it rattles the strap locks when I’m sitting. The Smith was polite.
I’ve been playing 50 years. I won’t tell you with whom or where I’ve played because Jerry Garcia told me not to name drop.That’s a joke my drummer tells.
Meanwhile I have a ‘51 MIJ Precision that is absolutely unbelievable. Because of the exchange rate I paid $300. for it.
No one has our unique touch and ears but us. In the end it’s about the Music.
I'm glad you got learned up good.Musicians are a strange breed. They can be hypersensitive on some subjects about their instrument, and completely indifferent (even contemptuous) on others. At least, this is what TalkBass learned me.![]()
Indeed sir, we have at least two things in common!Ha! Thank you.Seeing yours, I think I understand why.
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Musicians are a strange breed. They can be hypersensitive on some subjects about their instrument, and completely indifferent (even contemptuous) on others.
Hypersensitive? About what? Who you callin' hypersensitive?