I love wearing hats, but must admit that the universe has seemed to have made it so that if there is someone in the band with one or more of these things, odds are that they are the bass player
1. is wearing glasses
2. has a beard
3. is wearing a hat
4. is over weight
5. is the dorkiest looking member
im certainly guilty of 4 of the 5
#1 - only need glasses for reading
#2 - I only shave every 3 months on average so no chance of that
#3 - I almost always wear a hat when not at work or sleeping so ball caps are my common thing
#4 - obviously I've won the battle with anorexia but not too embarassingly overweight
#5 - relative thing in our band, debatable by our brides



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