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What’s your excuse for missing a note?

So, this happened at a gig a few weeks ago. I thought i was actually pretty funny...

We're playing a pretty packed gig in NYC. Lots of good looking people all dancing along. I'm looking over the crowd as usual. As I'm looking towards this one particular young lady, she decides to do a move which basically exposes her entire (not small) chest for a good 8-10 seconds. It caught me so off-guard that I actually completely stumbled on what I was playing. Like, REALLY bad sounding notes. I couldn't help but start cracking up. The drummer looked at me with a "What the hell was that" face. I just yelled to him "remind me to tell you later". We had a good laugh.
 
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When you have every intention of hitting a note, but, for some reason, it either doesn’t happen or you play the wrong one. Kinda like missing the point, I suppose.
Well, not to be argumentative, but there are really two situations here; playing a note other than the one you wanted to play, but still a note within the correct choices or hitting a clam so bad that it would make a billy goat barf. For the former I don't say anything as I don't really consider it a mistake. For the latter, I own up. I'm the most prepared one in all of my bands so it doesn't happen too often.

And for the record - playing the wrong note because you are inept is NOT jazz. And playing the wrong note twice doesn't fool anyone; they just think you are too stupid to learn from your mistakes. ;)
 
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