What Band Does This CL Ad Belong To?

[bassfran]

Our bass player got locked up can you help finish the tour?

Sex Pistols or QOTSA?

 

[stagebanter]

Jam band seeking keys player for our upcoming gig at Goddard...boy, man. Glides and lizards acceptable. WILSON NEED NOT APPLY.

 

[bassfran]

Girl singer needs band hi all, my you tube video has gone viral and I need a backing band need to put something together by this Friday

Rebecca [DEL]Blech[/DEL] Black.

 

[stagebanter]

Local band does OK, seeks lighting designer who loves breakfast foods for upcoming tour.

 

[Bisounourse]

You got it.

How about-

Do you have what it takes to be a pop star?
Seeking rhythm section for new act with management and contacts already in place. Must have contemporary look and the chops to follow world class guitarist/frontman with years of previous stage experience. Long hours, jet lag, etc. No wankers.

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds? (The 'no wankers' kind of made me think of it).

 

[hrodbert696]

Originals power trio seeks second guitarist. Our singer/bassist is an up-and-comer on the local jazz scene. Drummer wants to play fast and furious punk rock. Our existing guitarist doesn't really know what he plays... actually he isn't very good. So you'll have lots of opportunity to make a contribution to our unique and creative sound! Experienced pros only.

 

[bassfran]

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds? (The 'no wankers' kind of made me think of it).

Nope. (Wrong decade.)

 

[deste]

"Bass player and keyboard player wanted, must have jazz chops. No a--holes need apply."

(Wonders if anyone will see what I did here).

Hmmm... Sadly I don't know the exact origins of Steely Dan...
Did I get it?

 

[jive1]

Miles Davis?

Yup

 

[jive1]

Heavy Metal band is looking for a drummer. We've had a hard time keeping drummers, losing them for many different reasons. Anyway, we have 2 visionaries in the band, and a bassist. Our lead guitar player is amazing and is known for his solos. We're signed, have management and a killer stage show. We have gigs on the books, just need a drummer who will stick around for a while.

 

[jive1]

Jam band seeking keys player for our upcoming gig at Goddard...boy, man. Glides and lizards acceptable. WILSON NEED NOT APPLY.

Phish

 

[Phalex]

Heavy Metal band is looking for a drummer. We've had a hard time keeping drummers, losing them for many different reasons. Anyway, we have 2 visionaries in the band, and a bassist. Our lead guitar player is amazing and is known for his solos. We're signed, have management and a killer stage show. We have gigs on the books, just need a drummer who will stick around for a while.

Sounds like Spinal Tap.......

 

[carpcutter]

Yup

I'd have picked Michael Ray. But Kool & the Gang made some good dance music, so I guess it wouldn't be a great fit. And I don't think the Cosmic Krewe (the post-Sun Ra Sun Ra Arkestra) lacked a bassist.

 

[jive1]

Sounds like Spinal Tap.......

Indeed.

 

[Rune Bivrin]

Local band does OK, seeks lighting designer who loves breakfast foods for upcoming tour.

Going out on a limb: Supertramp?

 

[erigod23]

NYC art school couple needs another guitarist to complete band. No need to play in tune.

 

[Rune Bivrin]

Ambitious rock trio with prog leanings looking for a skilled bass player. Stage antics not required; singer has that covered. The odd hit song written would be appreciated.

 

[rojo412]

NYC art school couple needs another guitarist to complete band. No need to play in tune.

Talking Heads?

 

[bassfran]

NYC art school couple needs another guitarist to complete band. No need to play in tune.

Sonic Youth?

 

[Bert Slide]

"Brothers and Sisters! Please come to our gig at the 1968 Democratic Convention. Are you ready to testify?"