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Who sucks the most?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Uncle K, Mar 15, 2018.


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  1. Guitar Center

    63 vote(s)
    18.5%
  2. Ebay

    23 vote(s)
    6.7%
  3. Craigslist

    29 vote(s)
    8.5%
  4. FedEx

    13 vote(s)
    3.8%
  5. UPS

    31 vote(s)
    9.1%
  6. USPS

    13 vote(s)
    3.8%
  7. McDonald's

    93 vote(s)
    27.3%
  8. Carrots

    38 vote(s)
    11.1%
  9. The drummer

    38 vote(s)
    11.1%
  1. Uncle K

    Uncle K The bass player doesn't get a sandwich Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2011
    Erie, PA
    Lets settle this once and for all and put it up to a vote. Who is the most evil, soul sucking, musician hating entity on earth?
     
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  2. Wisebass

    Wisebass

    Jan 12, 2017
    Lost in Space
    Not me!

    Wise(b)ass
     
    BurnOut and EatS1stBassist like this.
  3. seamus bass

    seamus bass

    Oct 23, 2007
    my house
    Craigslist, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum across the universe.
     
    Goatee220, cchorney, Duder and 18 others like this.
  4. lowendblues

    lowendblues Supporting Member

    Oct 8, 2004
    Ohio
    Feebay.
     
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  5. Spidey2112

    Spidey2112

    Aug 3, 2016
    "Who is the most evil, soul sucking, musician hating entity on earth?"

    Pretty much me, at least twice a month...

    ... and it's always about the time they air another 'awards' show...
     
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2018
  6. UNICORN BASS

    UNICORN BASS

    Feb 10, 2016
    Michigan USA
    That's easy, me!
     
  7. LoTone

    LoTone Clean as an Entwistle... Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 4, 2010
    Quebec, Canada
    I voted McDonald's but if I had the opportunity, I would have voted KFC! :roflmao:
     
    Swampish, joebar, saabfender and 4 others like this.
  8. bigtone23

    bigtone23

    Dec 10, 2014
    Denver, CO
    Everyone knows Primus sucks!
     
  9. BassCliff

    BassCliff

    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.
    Hi,

    DJs?


    Thank you for your indulgence,

    BassCliff
     
  10. I'd say club owners or booking agents. Drummers' girlfriends have to be right up there, too.

    For the poll options, I voted UPS ... because even if it is considered indestructible, they see that as a challenge and will do everything in their power to prove otherwise.
     
    BooDoggie, BuffaloBill, five7 and 2 others like this.
  11. lug

    lug

    Feb 11, 2005
    League City, Tx
    Anyone who has ever had the pain of listening to me play knows the answer to this question.
     
  12. RustyAxe

    RustyAxe

    Jul 8, 2008
    Connecticut
    ASCAP, BMI, SESAC ... who extort small venues, return very little (if any) of any proceeds to the rights holder, and severely limit where musicians can play and audiences can listen to live music while they ostensibly fight FOR musicians rights.
     
  13. gln1955

    gln1955 Supporting Member

    Aug 25, 2014
    Ohio, USA
    Meh.

    You know who really sucks. That guy...what's his name...you know who I'm talking about. Yeah, him. He really sucks! :sour:
     
  14. You left out "All of the above".
     
    pjbassist, five7, mikewalker and 4 others like this.
  15. EdwardofHuncote

    EdwardofHuncote I Still Dream of Jeannie Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2013
    Southwest Virginia
    Hmmm... I don't see my employer on this list. Oh well, one more thing I have to write-in vote. :facepalm:
     
    Swampish, BurnOut, Holdsg and 2 others like this.
  16. bassstrangler

    bassstrangler

    Mar 2, 2015
    AZ
    I see Musician's Friend is missing from the choices. So I chose GC, same ownership.
     
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  17. GBBSbassist

    GBBSbassist I actually play more guitar... Supporting Member

    Nov 23, 2010
    Chicago
    Walmart would have been my immediate choice had it been on the list.

    Guitar Center is my choice in place of Walmart. They suck.
     
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  18. ctrl f - what the? Simon Cowell of course.
     
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  19. baileyboy

    baileyboy

    Aug 12, 2010
    Disagree wholeheartedly. CL is filled with motivated sellers, so lots of great deals. I've successfully bought and sold on CL many times. No seller/buyer fees, can see the product up front and try it out. You don't have to worry about relying on blurry photos, seller write-up that misrepresents, etc. What's not to like about that?
     
  20. And villainy. Mustn't forget all of the villainy!
     

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