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Winter Build Off 2022 - Get Ready

Yep. Just have to pay a small $25 late entrance fee. Payable to RRichter INC., LLC.
I'll fire up the printing press before I pack it for the move so the notes have time to dry.

I hang around with you guys, don't I?
This might be a better option as there are several large macadamia farms near my new home and they all have roadside stalls.
 
I've had an earworm song all morning, and this is how I've changed it so far (apologies to Curtis Mayfield)

People get ready
There's a build off a comin'
You don't need no skillset
Just pretty boards
All you need is faith
To hear the basses strummin'
You don't need no talent
You just thank the Lord

This might be a better option as there are several large macadamia farms near my new home and they all have roadside stalls.
Forgot, I got ahem, saw a great new slingshot and remembered that shelled macadamias make great projectiles. Small critters and annoying neighbours beware.
 
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Forgot, I got ahem, saw a great new slingshot and remembered that shelled macadamias make great projectiles. Small critters and annoying neighbours beware.
I purchased an airsoft battery powered pistol and glow in the dark pellets, way more fun to see glowing tracers shooting across your yard as you chase a stray cat or something and they don't do serious damage other than scare the crap out of them. ;)
This is also why I tell everyone that they should have at least 3 children.
Well, that and it raises the odds of having at least one that's not defective.
This is false. I'm very vocal about stopping at 2 children. We had 3 and it introduces a world of problems. The world was built for a family of 4, period. Go buy a set of cutlery, how many forks do you get? 4. Go buy a set of plates, how many do you get? 4. How many seats are in a typical sedan? 4. How many people comfortably sit at a restaurant booth? 4. That 3rd kid is a hassle, trust me.

Alternatively, I found out many years later that I had a 4th kid out there, so there's that too. :roflmao:
 
I purchased an airsoft battery powered pistol and glow in the dark pellets, way more fun to see glowing tracers shooting across your yard as you chase a stray cat or something and they don't do serious damage other than scare the crap out of them. ;)

This is false. I'm very vocal about stopping at 2 children. We had 3 and it introduces a world of problems. The world was built for a family of 4, period. Go buy a set of cutlery, how many forks do you get? 4. Go buy a set of plates, how many do you get? 4. How many seats are in a typical sedan? 4. How many people comfortably sit at a restaurant booth? 4. That 3rd kid is a hassle, trust me.

Alternatively, I found out many years later that I had a 4th kid out there, so there's that too. :roflmao:
This is also false. Having kids means lost and damaged property. You need two sets of everything. Including patience
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