Consider the gherkins, a baby pickle is a gherkin. Some would say that they are the veal of the pickle world. Others would say that they are pickles for impatient people who cannot wait for the pickle to mature or those with diminutive appetites. Consuming baby pickles, otherwise known as picklephelia is strictly taboo in polite societies. Most stores don't even stock them on the shelves and customers who buy them have been know to wear disguises or drive to neighboring towns so they will not be recognized by friends and neighbors.
Although the desire to consume gherkins is generally looked down upon, recent studies have shown that it is not a life choice but a disease. We should practice compassion and show pity for those among us who are compelled to lock the door, draw the blinds, and dive into a jar or two of gherkins. They know not what they do.