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Yet another highly divisive TalkBass poll.

Dill pickles or sweet pickles?

  • Dill pickles

    Votes: 436 62.6%
  • Sweet pickles

    Votes: 130 18.7%
  • Carrots

    Votes: 130 18.7%

  • Total voters
    696
In these troubled times it is important to know who is the "Us" and who is the "Them". Afterall, before the big one drops when space aliens come to rescue people to their planet of paradise, there won't be room for everyone. So here is the all-important question.

I'd rather eat the cucumber...although a dill, preferably a Polski Wyrob, as a side with a killer Ruben sandwich is a pretty good combination.
 
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What?? No sour pickles??? This poll is invalid!

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When I go to visit my Mom's family in Oregon, her brother always sends me home with a care package. It includes Dill pickles, Hot Spicy Dill pickles and Hot Spicey Pickled String Beans.

I know what you're probably thinking- and don't knock them until you try them. They're crunchy and amazing.
 
When I go to visit my Mom's family in Oregon, her brother always sends me home with a care package. It includes Dill pickles, Hot Spicy Dill pickles and Hot Spicey Pickled String Beans.

I know what you're probably thinking- and don't knock them until you try them. They're crunchy and amazing.

My Mom used to make killer brine pickles. Part of the recipe was celery sticks in each jar. I liked the celery even better than the pickles. :drool:
 
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For years (nay, for decades!) I thought these magnificent "White Spot" pickles were some kind of closely-guarded secret recipe. Then I moved to Russia, and soon afterwards discovered that the world-beating White Spot dills were in fact generic garden-variety "Ukrainian Salted Pickles". And - that actual Moscow-style "Russian" dill pickles are bizarre and outlandish things... :)
 
Consider the gherkins, a baby pickle is a gherkin. Some would say that they are the veal of the pickle world. Others would say that they are pickles for impatient people who cannot wait for the pickle to mature or those with diminutive appetites. Consuming baby pickles, otherwise known as picklephelia is strictly taboo in polite societies. Most stores don't even stock them on the shelves and customers who buy them have been know to wear disguises or drive to neighboring towns so they will not be recognized by friends and neighbors.
Although the desire to consume gherkins is generally looked down upon, recent studies have shown that it is not a life choice but a disease. We should practice compassion and show pity for those among us who are compelled to lock the door, draw the blinds, and dive into a jar or two of gherkins. They know not what they do.
 
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Wow does that look good. When I clicked on this thread my back fat started tingling like mad....now I know why ;)

Yeah, smoked meat and bagels are very much Montreal specialties. There's also the infamous poutine, though it's usually better outside of Montreal, in my opinion - rural Quebec does poutine much better than the big city. There's nothing quite like having a poutine after a night out drinking. My recovery time from such events has dramatically increased now that I'm over 40, though.
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CAUTION TO ALL PICKLE EATERS, REGARDLESS OF FLAVORING:

If you are cutting them into slices for a sandwich or something and drop a slice on the floor them things are slicker than a banana in a cartoon.
I found that out the hard way.

Yup, just like a cartoon. Splat!
Done it twice. :unsure:


Maybe ACME isn't the best place to order pickles.
 
Consider the gherkins, a baby pickle is a gherkin. Some would say that they are the veal of the pickle world. Others would say that they are pickles for impatient people who cannot wait for the pickle to mature or those with diminutive appetites. Consuming baby pickles, otherwise known as picklephelia is strictly taboo in polite societies. Most stores don't even stock them on the shelves and customers who buy them have been know to wear disguises or drive to neighboring towns so they will not be recognized by friends and neighbors.
Although the desire to consume gherkins is generally looked down upon, recent studies have shown that it is not a life choice but a disease. We should practice compassion and show pity for those among us who are compelled to lock the door, draw the blinds, and dive into a jar or two of gherkins. They know not what they do.

I probably shouldn't even say I know about this, but pickled baby corn. It's like something in a deranged scientist's laboratory.

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