You know you have too many basses when...

[Wiremessiah]

..you need to start/keep a spreadsheet to monitor which strings and when you changed them on your bass guitars.... getting old sucks sometimes...

aggragating organizing c0ck&%kr

 

[Basically Bob]

You're lookin' at em' not playing them.

 

[Nephilymbass]

When your tone suffers for it because your basses with rounds have dead strings.

 

[ZAR14]

When you open the blinds in the morning and all your Basses block out the Sun...

 

[rogerbmiller]

The "right" number of basses one should strive to own is "just one more."

Therefore, it is not logical that one could own too many basses.

 

[40Hz]

When you spend more time dayreaming about basses, ghosting all the online sales sites, and reading reviews than you do playing actual music…that's your first warning.

 

[InnerBass]

Don't practice anymore

 

[Badwater]

What? Wait! Aren't they all supposed to be fretless anyway? LOL!

It's more the juxtaposition and irony that although you have a lot of basses, you still need to add a fretless. That is unless you have a bunch already.

 

[micahwc]

After 20 years playing I have 3 currently.

 

[Pbassmanca]

When you spend more time dayreaming about basses, ghosting all the online sales sites, and reading reviews than you do playing actual music…that's your first warning.

Exaaaaaaaactly............

 

[Hevy T]

Exaaaaaaaactly............

While working, I check L and M website for deals no less than 10 times a day, and kijiji at least 5 or 6

 

[Spectre Gunner]

You're that guy with too many when you're at the cash register ringing up the bass you couldn't live without and you're eyeing another one hanging on the wall.

 

[Hevy T]

Your that guy with too many when your at the cash register ringing up the bass you couldn't live without and you're eyeing another one hanging on the wall.

Yup as I was ringing up my Ric 4003W, I was staring and drooling over one of these babies

 

[jaybones]

When you start buying vehicles to store them in, since the house is full. You're sleeping in your car.

 

[Rob the Obscure]

You hide some because your wife thinks you sold them. (by the way, this doesn't work).

 

[Pbassmanca]

Never, ever, let a woman's need for honesty, practicality, and fiscal responsibility, get in the way of owning AS MANY BASSES AS POSSIBLE.......

 

[Rob the Obscure]

My philosophy: Love one woman and many basses. After 31 years, she kind of understands.

 

[bholder]

...they sneak up behind you when you're sleeping...

 

[Wisebass]

The official "Show your basses" thread part 19!

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by smperry, Oct 2, 2013.

You know you have too many basses when... part 20 only shows your pics?

may the bass be with you

Wise(b)ass

 

[chris_b]

You've got too many basses if you have to decide which one to take to the gig.

Spreadsheet?!? My bass gets a new set of strings when it sounds like they need to be changed.