You might be a Californian if...........?

[tastybasslines]

Do you all wear Birkenstock?

Only if your GF has hairy pits.

 

[SJLee]

Only if your GF has hairy pits.

And hairy legs.

 

[Ziltoid]

Only if you eat granola.

Actually, wearing Birkenstocks may have changed to wearing Tevas?

Tevas? Never heard of those. At least it's not boat shoes, I hate boat shoes.

 

[SJLee]

Tevas? Never heard of those. At least it's not boat shoes, I hate boat shoes.

http://www.teva.com/mens-hurricane-..._4156_color=GRN&start=3&cgid=men-new-arrivals

 

[elgecko]

Do you all wear Birkenstock?

Only people over 50

Only if you eat granola.

I'm wearing them right now. I have two pairs of Birks...I'm under 50 and don't really eat granola

Actually, wearing Birkenstocks may have changed to wearing Tevas?

I have two pairs of Tevas...they've been mostly supplanted by Chacos and Vibram Five Fingers.

 

[David Jayne]

Yep. That's the one. Does anyone see this ad outside California? It just makes no sense to show it here. I live here already damnit!

I've seen it many times here in CT. It's pretty goofy.

 

[SJLee]

I'm wearing them right now. I have two pairs of Birks...I'm under 50 and don't really eat granola.

This could be a delayed reaction. You might soon find the craving for some crunchy granola.

 

[elgecko]

This could be a delayed reaction. You might soon find the craving for some crunchy granola.

Wait...it's high in fiber, right? I just might have to incorporate it into my diet.

 

[SJLee]

It is quite healthy.

 

[SJLee]

If you have a drip system in your yard and a brick in your toilet.

Remember only flush number 2?

 

[Ziltoid]

Hey now, I have a brick in my toilet

 

[elgecko]

If it's yellow, keep it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

 

[SJLee]

If it's yellow, keep it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

That's the quote I was thinking of.

 

[elgecko]

That's the quote I was thinking of.

There's also "in these days of drought and sun, we don't flush for number one".

 

[SJLee]

Nice!

 

[tastybasslines]

If it's yellow, keep it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

This is why I urinate in the shower.

 

[Stewie26]

... you wear a jacket when the temperature drops below 70 degrees.

Yep...my wife does that.

 

[keiththebassist]

This is why I urinate in the shower.

There's two kinds of people: those who pee in the shower, and liars.

 

[matante]

...when you live in another country and crave a California burrito

Was in Nevada last weekend and I was craving one. Was it presumptuous to assume that they were ubiquitous enough to be served outside their namesake state?

I've never heard of a California burrito. Must be a San Diego thing...

 

[slobake]

Hey now, I have a brick in my toilet

Not that kind of brick. The kind made out of concrete that you put in your toilet tank to use less water