You might be a Californian if...........?

[UncleFluffy]

Everything except the desert is easy for me, to include that in a single day I'd have to hop over to NV.

 

[Rudyboy98]

You move to another state because "California sucks" and then immediately proceed to try to make your new place exactly like where you just left.

Darn straight! Serves you right for leaving in the first place!

Then I'm über-Californian.

God bless all people and things Swedish! I wish I were über-Swedish.

I'm from NY originally but have lived in So. Cal since I was 9...So I am a New Yorker that has converted to Californianism.

 

[Unrepresented]

I think my first realization that I was a Californian was when my family took a road trip out of state and I got freaked out that there were only white people around.

 

[FilterFunk]

You have ever purchased carrot sticks and a tofu dog at a major league baseball game.

Even if you're CA born and bred, you need your butt kicked for doing that!!!

 

[Hot Rats]

You might be a Californian if...



...you think 24" rims look good.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

No, it's what you do on shrooms, like pretending you're a 4-wheel drive and walking through 3 ft deep nasty creek water, cutting up your feet on branches and glass, smacking your head on the cement cheese kiddy slide in Chico's 5 mile park, as you laugh your self into oblivion and want to be best friends with a hick that wants to kill you. Oh, my 20's.

This post made this thread worth the read.

 

[Lee H]

But really, those are the 3 biggest cities in CA. Even add in Oakland, Sacramento - and there are most definitely not too many hicks there. Those 4 and you probably have 50% of CA's population. Add in our states huge Latino population, and there are probably very few hicks...as the Latinos tend not to be hicks.

just a thought...get out of LA once in a while...
You really might be surprised at what you see.

 

[The Owl]

You have a pet psychiatrist on speed-dial

 

[MatticusMania]

You have ever purchased carrot sticks and a tofu dog at a major league baseball game.

Or Pita Chips and Hummus at a hockey game.

 

[EricF]

At the Dodger game on Saturday, while my daughter and I were enjoying our hot dogs, the guy behind us was eating sushi. As much as I love sushi, I just can't bring myself to go there at a baseball game.

 

[macaroni tony]

Or Pita Chips and Hummus at a hockey game.

Ha!

 

[elgecko]

At the Dodger game on Saturday, while my daughter and I were enjoying our hot dogs, the guy behind us was eating sushi. As much as I love sushi, I just can't bring myself to go there at a baseball game.

I haven't been to Dodger game in years but I always loved the crank-activated onion dispenser.

 

[matante]

At the Dodger game on Saturday, while my daughter and I were enjoying our hot dogs, the guy behind us was eating sushi. As much as I love sushi, I just can't bring myself to go there at a baseball game.

I remember when I was a kid and they started selling sushi at Dodger Stadium. Late '80s I believe. It made the national news.

 

[MatticusMania]

Ha!

 

[EricF]

I remember when I was a kid and they started selling sushi at Dodger Stadium. Late '80s I believe. It made the national news.

It just ain't right!!

 

[Munjibunga]

... you wear a jacket when the temperature drops below 70 degrees.

 

[lowfreq33]

... you wear a jacket when the temperature drops below 70 degrees.

I think you mean 85. Below 70 and it's parka time.

 

[musicianary]

Yeah, but with crocs, pythons, cottonmouths and god know what else running rampant!

Alligators, not crocodiles. Pythons aren't native to FL. Poisonous snakes are everywhere. Aaaaand Florida doesn't have wolves, grizzlies, or mountain lions.

 

[chuck norriss]

take 45min to drive 7mi. to work damn it.

 

[chuck norriss]

I think you mean 85. Below 70 and it's parka time.

No no no. As long as I'm moving then I don't need a thin jacket but everyone layers here just like they do everywhere else in the world. I don't even own a parka. I haven't seen snow in I don't know when.