Worst gig ever...
I just got back from what should have been a fun, easy gig. As a favor we agreed to do an opening slot for another local band. It should be easy - turn up, no setup, play for an hour, be better than them, enjoy the free bar.
Usually we have to run our own PA, but tonight it's all laid on with full house PA, and full time sound guy. We start the set and the drummer is ALL over the place - turns out he can't hear ANYTHING. As the sound guy plays with that, our sound on the rest of the stage goes from bad to impossible. There was some kind of low feedback, so my bass sounded like it was through a flanger turned full up (I didn't have ANY effects), and i couldn't even tell if i was in tune (I think I was, but then i tried to fix it cause it sounded so bad, and made things worse). The drums sounded like they had a 1/4 second slap back echo on, so finding the beat wasn't an option. Half way through the set the singer's mike just started getting fainter and fainter until he disapeared completly (while the guitarists BV mike got louder and louder). In the end we had to just cut the set short. We've gigged every week for the last two years, and if half the things that went wrong had been fixed it would still have been the worst gig by a mile - we're normally tight, but tonight was just a trainwreck start to finish.
Just to rub it in, they patched things up (a little) for the main band, so while they struggled they sounded much better than us - helped by the fact their regular bass player was away, and they had a local session guys filling in for them. He sounded awesome and pulled them together. On the plus side I got to listen to him playing which was great - trouble is he got to hear my worst playing EVER...
Ian