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Cocky "musicians" in the Audience.

I actually have been told that I am wrong for not using a pick in a rock band.

That's a good time to say "You just had to open your mouth. And I was so close to banging your brains out.".

If anyone yells out the name of artists or songs for you to play, you can do what a friend of mine did- some nimrod was yelling "Stevie Ray, Stevie Ray, Stevie Ray!" and Greg looked at the guy and asked "Do I come up to you at your job and yell 'Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac!'?"
 
Well, I am in the military, and in an aviation community that sees few females... I think my place of employment has definitely turned me off on virtually all men that act like that, just because I work with so many of em! :hiding:

But show me a deeply intellectual musician with an appreciation for aircraft and I may fall victim!

I saw a B-25 while I was golfing last week and didn't need to look it up on the internet. Does that count?
 
Saturday night we played a really great show at a bar, and as we were setting up, one of our guitarists sat down to restring his guitar. Some idiot came up and started harassing him about changing his strings and how its a terrible idea before a show... then he asks, "so does your bass player play a 4 string or is he a real man and plays a 5?" I just stood there, staring at him (lace covered boobies and all) and simply said "4 string." He looked at me like I was scum and said "oh, don't worry, one day you can be a real bassist, like me." I almost hit him. What a douche. Since when did number of strings equal skill?

He sat at his table sulking for the rest of the night while I tore it up (obviously he realized that this little 4 string girl can get around a fretboard), and all his friends were cheering for the "hot bass girl" while he just sat there looking like a little bitch. It made me feel so good. I don't understand why some people try to intimidate others with fictional crap, acting like some music god. I would never approach a band and try to establish my prowess when I am but an audience member.

Anyone else ran into little dweebs like that? What do you do?

:bassist::spit:

Sometimes, usually, with little young guys that are ignorant and trying to be cool. Part of getting older is realizing that most people are morons. Don't sweat 'em.

I going to quote Lady Chablis here (and save you a google search...Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil): "Just two-tears in a bucket...then, mother**** it!"
 
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Well I missed this last month but got to read through it now since it's back while Elgecko transforms this into a KillerNeuron photoshop thread (not hatin' - I enjoy your work :)).

I would have looked at it as him being an immature person/musician. If he ever grows up he may look back on it one day and see what a d-bag he was. Or not and never know what a d-bag he is. I think saying things such as "I got a gig and you're in the audience" would only bring you down to his level (IMO).
"Oh, you play a five string? Cool."
"You're really good? Great! Good for you!"
Then just go do your thing, your playing will speak for itself, and not let an immature person bother you.
Good on you for letting your fingers to the talkin'. :smug:
 
Saturday night we played a really great show at a bar, and as we were setting up, one of our guitarists sat down to restring his guitar. Some idiot came up and started harassing him about changing his strings and how its a terrible idea before a show... then he asks, "so does your bass player play a 4 string or is he a real man and plays a 5?" I just stood there, staring at him (lace covered boobies and all) and simply said "4 string." He looked at me like I was scum and said "oh, don't worry, one day you can be a real bassist, like me." I almost hit him. What a douche. Since when did number of strings equal skill?

He sat at his table sulking for the rest of the night while I tore it up (obviously he realized that this little 4 string girl can get around a fretboard), and all his friends were cheering for the "hot bass girl" while he just sat there looking like a little bitch. It made me feel so good. I don't understand why some people try to intimidate others with fictional crap, acting like some music god. I would never approach a band and try to establish my prowess when I am but an audience member.

Anyone else ran into little dweebs like that? What do you do?

:bassist::spit:
I had a guy in Kalgoolie come up to me after we played Livin' on a Prayer telling me that was rubbish and that I owed him a key-change. I laughed and said ask the singer to square you up.

Later on he comes up and "fixes" my line on a song by showing me a pull off onto the E, so I added it to the line on the fly and thanked him over the mic, pointing him out and all.

3rd set he wants to have a chat, while Im playing When I Come Around. So I stand and chat for a bit and finally I make an small note error and he says "Oh, you missed one there" :rollno:

At the end of the night he comes up, thanks me for all the fun we had, complained how most bass players are pretentious and uptight about 'fellow musicians' getting in their face at gigs, told me about his band, we swapped details....and I never heard from him again!

Since I made over 800 that weekend I honestly could care less who came in and said what (except the band leader or venue owner!!!). My stage, my pay, my way :D
 
I had a guy in Kalgoolie come up to me after we played Livin' on a Prayer telling me that was rubbish and that I owed him a key-change. I laughed and said ask the singer to square you up.

Later on he comes up and "fixes" my line on a song by showing me a pull off onto the E, so I added it to the line on the fly and thanked him over the mic, pointing him out and all.

3rd set he wants to have a chat, while Im playing When I Come Around. So I stand and chat for a bit and finally I make an small note error and he says "Oh, you missed one there" :rollno:

At the end of the night he comes up, thanks me for all the fun we had, complained how most bass players are pretentious and uptight about 'fellow musicians' getting in their face at gigs, told me about his band, we swapped details....and I never heard from him again!

Since I made over 800 that weekend I honestly could care less who came in and said what (except the band leader or venue owner!!!). My stage, my pay, my way :D

The Exchange? Wild West Saloon? I've done my time there pretty regularly for the last 15 years now
 
Funny, I started playing 5-string in 1988 and took a truckload of s**t for the next 3-4 years from various drunks for it. That first summer it was a different idiot at EVERY GIG! I almost went back to a four (I hate dealing with drunks- it's amazing I'm still gigging). Strange that the situation is now reversed in some instances. I guess that just shows the resilience of the mind of the drunken d**khead.

Jaquo, I think you may be misunderstanding the word "handicap" as I believe the poster was using it. I read it as golf terminology- the fifth string being equivalent to extra strokes and therefore, easier to play or more versatile. By extension, a 4_string would be playing with "no handicap" and Tony Levin's 3- string is like adding 6 strokes- get it? I also believe he was being (kind of) humorous. His joke (?) was not very funny, too subtle, and nonsensical to a non-golfer; but joke or not, he was polite. I realize it isn't incumbent upon me to explain the jokes of others (I have my hands full explaining my own humor). But maybe you can stop badgering him (and the rest of us reading this thread) now.:)
 
The Exchange? Wild West Saloon? I've done my time there pretty regularly for the last 15 years now
Yep thats the one.
15 years!!! You're keener than me man I was over it after a few runs (prolly more the groups I was with than the place though). Rumour has it the country run is the doorway to the city clubs lol. After 2 years of country running, I doubt it.

In fact, The Exchange was the first gig I was offered after approaching a few agents a couple years ago. That band fell through, I joined other bands as a sideman to "learn the ropes". Hearing bandleaders tell me how much they worked and sacrificed and went through to get/hold that Exchange gig sure tickled my funny bone for a while haha :)

Wow I sure can blab on! Sorry!!
 
Yep thats the one.
15 years!!! You're keener than me man I was over it after a few runs (prolly more the groups I was with than the place though). Rumour has it the country run is the doorway to the city clubs lol. After 2 years of country running, I doubt it.

In fact, The Exchange was the first gig I was offered after approaching a few agents a couple years ago. That band fell through, I joined other bands as a sideman to "learn the ropes". Hearing bandleaders tell me how much they worked and sacrificed and went through to get/hold that Exchange gig sure tickled my funny bone for a while haha :)

Wow I sure can blab on! Sorry!!

I've pretty well always gone as a casual gig-whore. Agents have always used the old "see how you go for a few gigs at the Exchange and then we'll see about some city gigs" line. They find it really difficult to get experienced bands of any quality to go there.
 
Jaquo, I think you may be misunderstanding the word "handicap" as I believe the poster was using it. I read it as golf terminology- the fifth string being equivalent to extra strokes and therefore, easier to play or more versatile. By extension, a 4_string would be playing with "no handicap" and Tony Levin's 3- string is like adding 6 strokes- get it? I also believe he was being (kind of) humorous. His joke (?) was not very funny, too subtle, and nonsensical to a non-golfer; but joke or not, he was polite. I realize it isn't incumbent upon me to explain the jokes of others (I have my hands full explaining my own humor). But maybe you can stop badgering him (and the rest of us reading this thread) now.:)



I wasn't badgering him at all. I was just curious what he meant by the comment.
 
Aviation? I used to be an Aerospace Engineering student. Dropped out though, still I have a soft spot for anything that's aviation-related. And I'm also very happily married so I really don't feel the urge to flirt. ;)

I've played fivers for most of the 18 years that I play now but I since like 1.5 years I've played mostly 4-strings. Somehow they're just more fun.
 
Aviation? I used to be an Aerospace Engineering student. Dropped out though, still I have a soft spot for anything that's aviation-related. And I'm also very happily married so I really don't feel the urge to flirt. ;)

I've played fivers for most of the 18 years that I play now but I since like 1.5 years I've played mostly 4-strings. Somehow they're just more fun.

Very cool. I have a few friends in aerospace, really interesting stuff... although it seems like everyone that gets into it thinks they are the next Kelly Johnson!