CWB 16: Taking Canada

[FurryMonkey]

(Upright heaven ...)

I hope that's where I go when I die.

And you, Tat, seem to get together with a CWB or MoCWB every week ... still hoping to do that one of these days.

"The good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere." ~Meatloaf

Shoot...does that mean I'm not going to Upright Heaven?

 

[FurryMonkey]

this conversation just reminded me of something funny...

a friend and I were talking to a drunk one night, and he was telling a story about being hit with a taser.
My buddy looked at this drunk, with an absolutely straight face, and told him that if he stuck his thumb in his rectum, and put his pinky finger against a wall, he was grounded, and the taser could not hurt him...

by the end of the night, he had the kid convinced it would work

I'm stealing that one.
...and still laughing.

 

[Lee H]

have fun with it... the jokes about it made the rounds , here, for a while... I heard rumor that it was even being repeated in the local jail (lot of cops frequent the bar I used to bounce in)

 

[lareamond]

this conversation just reminded me of something funny...

a friend and I were talking to a drunk one night, and he was telling a story about being hit with a taser.
My buddy looked at this drunk, with an absolutely straight face, and told him that if he stuck his thumb in his rectum, and put his pinky finger against a wall, he was grounded, and the taser could not hurt him...

by the end of the night, he had the kid convinced it would work

It's been 5 minutes, I still cannot breathe.

 

[BassGen]

I'm watching "Lemmy" on Palladia while searching the web for a possible cure to my bike's cooling system woes. I look up at the TV at the wrong time and this image has been burned into my brain.

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That's just wrooooong!!

Oh, I should not have looked! There should have been a stronger warning on that!

 

[Tat2dHeart]

IF he calls back, remind him that he broke up 4 times, so there must be four apologies given by him, and accepted by you, BEFORE he can be forgiven. You can at least have a little amusement while he squirms

If he calls I won't see it. I blocked his number when nastiness turned into a personal attack. Ive probably earned it if you call me the B word. But I won't tolerate the C word directed at me.

His loss. I'm pretty darned awesome most days of the week.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

He needs four shots from the stun gun...then kick him, laugh (as if you won't be laughing uncontrollably already), and walk away.

He called me the C word in a rant. Forget the stun gun. The only worthy response is permanent connection to an electrical outlet. With the switch turned on. Forever.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

hmm....I'm only 300 miles and 5.5 hours from Columbus....

Show up! I dare ya!!!!!

 

[Tat2dHeart]

It's been 5 minutes, I still cannot breathe.

I told you you can't say that word on the radio.

Omg. I took so much heat about posting that response to the wrong window too. Lol.

 

[BassGen]

He called me the C word in a rant. Forget the stun gun. The only worthy response is permanent connection to an electrical outlet. With the switch turned on. Forever.

He's not worthy Tat. Sorry you have to put up with crap like that.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

He's not worthy Tat. Sorry you have to put up with crap like that.

Nope he's not. But you got nothing to be sorry about. What goes around comes around in the end.

So. Sitting by gate now waiting for them to call my zone. And trying to find music store where I can borrow/rent a bass while I'm there.

 

[DerTeufel]

He called me the C word in a rant. Forget the stun gun. The only worthy response is permanent connection to an electrical outlet. With the switch turned on. Forever.

That seriously ticks me off. The C word should NEVER be used. 110 volts isn't enough for that loser. 'Nuff said.

 

[THand]

By the time noon arrived, he'd "dumped" me four times. And I was feeling four times more relieved and exponentially happier.

 

[drummer5359]

That seriously ticks me off. The C word should NEVER be used. 110 volts isn't enough for that loser. 'Nuff said.

I was thinking that it's a 220 volt offense as well.

Columbus is 180 miles from me... I just have too much on my plate right now to be able to jump in the car.

Sigh.

 

[THand]

He called me the C word in a rant. Forget the stun gun. The only worthy response is permanent connection to an electrical outlet. With the switch turned on. Forever.

It doesn't matter what people call you...it matters what you answer to.

 

[dave64o]

He called me the C word in a rant. Forget the stun gun. The only worthy response is permanent connection to an electrical outlet. With the switch turned on. Forever.

... Connected, obviously, to his ... Ummm .... "sack".

... With a nail.

... A rusty one.

... Soaked in alcohol.

... SALTY alcohol.

... Then duct taped to ensure the nail stays.

... Then, once the alcohol dries, the duct tape gets ripped off to remove it and the nail.

... So that a fresh salty alcohol drenched rusty nail can be hammered into place.

 

[etoncrow]

...What goes around comes around in the end....

Speaking of "in the end", give him this and tell him it is a "sex aid" suppository....

 

[DerTeufel]

Speaking of "in the end", give him this and tell him it is a "sex aid" suppository....

Awesome suggestion.

 

[dave64o]

Saw that in a couple of other threads here on TB. That's awesome!

 

[Lee H]

He called me the C word in a rant. Forget the stun gun. The only worthy response is permanent connection to an electrical outlet. With the switch turned on. Forever.

and you let someone who would do that bug you? Really?

Remember that the opposite of love is not hate. It is indifference.
He is not worth the time. Write the whole ordeal off as a mistake, on your part, for even allowing yourself to care what he thinks.
At that point, he becomes completely insignificant, and you have complete control to decide that you do not care about his opinion