Please fondle my bum.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
actually it's buttocks
-Y
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Please fondle my bum.
actually it's buttocks
The other day I remembered Bjork was in The Sugarcubes.
Now you got that off your chest, you feel better?![]()
I was watching tv the other night. There was a knock at the door. The GF asks me if I was going to see who it was. I told her “No.” She said, “Why not?” I told her it was a drummer at the door. She asked me how I knew that.
“Because, the knocking keeps speeding up and slowing down.”
Thank you, goodnight.![]()




My hovercraft is full of eels.
Oh, I'm sorry... do you need directions to the station?
-Y
I tell them what I'd do & if people have a problem with that, I spend the rest of the day defending my position on the subject!
Please fondle my bum.
This.If threads only stuck to the original topic, this would instead be Wikibassepedia, not our beloved Talkbass.
But in response to your question, Yes, except for when it's No. Or Maybe.
Perhaps this has been well-trodden territory, but I always enjoy a good poll!
How often does your response to a thread actually answer the OP's inquiry (where applicable), or do you just go off on a rant, travelling into the depths of your own bass labyrinth?
...I ask this because I just did the latter![]()