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Dont do drugs kids

So i felt the need to share my gig story from this past weekend. So I was hired to put together a band for a Co-workers 60th bday. Long story short we were hire to provide entertainment from 1-6 in the afternoon (with breaks of course)and the owner of the property said party was being held on decided to hire another band to play out the rest of the night after we packed out.

So on the day of the gig, we get there set up, sound check, and we are rolling maybe 15 min late. Around our second 2nd the next band shows up and just starts trying to load their gear on to the small stage as we are playing. They were under the impression they were to play at 6 (meaning they thought they were loading in and setting up at 4 or so) and there the rub began. After conveying to them that we had no room for their gear up there (mind you they brought 2 uhauls full of a premo 1988 JBL FOH rig, guitar stacks, lighting rig...did i mention this was for a party >100 people???) and they impatiently waited at the foot of the stage for us to finish our 1 and1/2 sets of music. I notice a weird vibe from these guys right off the bat, particularly the bassist who could barely keep one eye open.

We finish our gig, pack up our mini van worth of gear and they proceed to unload a ridiculous amount of gear and take 3 hours to set it up and soundcheck, they're all fighting and bickering much to the amusement of the party and once they finally got going it was a southern rock train wreck, my lord. The bass player was trashed on what we all assumed to be heroin, he was nodding off, couldn't keep time, by the second set he was trying to sit on his cab and do the show like that when his band kicked him off the stage and the keyboard player filled in his part for the rest of the night. The bassist then proceeds to go into the house of the guy who hired him and fell asleep on his couch. The home owner/guy who hired them proceed to literally kick his a** out of the house to which he stumbled to a camping chair in the yard and proceed to nod off, every 5-10 he'd stir awake looking like he had to vomit and one of the band girlfriends proceeded to remove him from the back yard to who knows where. What the heck did I just watch????

A side note, the girl who helped get rid of the junkie bass player was later in the drive way vomiting with her pants falling down, we all saw much more than we would have liked to.

I should also mention that these people were all in the 40s-50s, this has to be one of the most pathetic displays I've ever seen, I'd feel bad for the guys in the other band if they weren't so weird to us the whole night. Anyways, thats my gig story
 
Wow. Yeah, you'll look back on this one day and have a story. I hate even having people like that in my life, let alone try to work with them.

On an odd side note, back in the 90's I followed a group pretty closely. They had a keyboardist that had a problem with H. The terrible part...he could play absolutely lights out when he was high. So much so that the band enabled him to an extent. He would disappear because he was in a bad way at set breaks and return "all better". It was very sad.

OP - glad this group didn't really affect you all that much. It could have been worse.
 
Dirt bags stuck in the 80s.

Rules of being a musical dirt bag.
1) You have to "live the life".
2) The bigger your speakers are the more awesome-er-est you are.
3) Low class is bad @$$.
4) If you can't be good at it, be loud at it.
5) He who brings about a physiological system failure first wins .....nerves, kidney, liver, GI.....it don't matter.
6) Growing up is for P word that stands for female genitalia.
7) "I'm on RRT" (Rock and roll time)

Yip. Dirt bags. I have done hundreds of gigs that involved at least one.
 
To clarify: My gig was over by this point, i was purely a spectator for this train wreck, I refuse to work with heavy drinkers let alone junkies so I'm confident i can avoid these situations (i seem to be able to see them coming from a mile away)
 
I quit drinking 2 years ago. Not for any real issues, but I probably had a bit too much on occasion and I just wanted to have a clearer head and be on my A game with a young daughter now in the house.

It's funny to jam with my local friends I've played with for years who all indulge in lots of different substances. The evening usually ends in a train wreck, but it's a fun sort of train wreck.

The good news is I always drive the drummer home so that keeps one more drunk off the road!