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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest

I don't know if it's dumb per se, but this Ish drives me berzerk....


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I gotta start using that....LOL.
 
There's like 3 conflicting statements in this ad, and that doesn't even take into account that it's a Squier with a Fender decal.

I'd have to guess this guy does in fact have a lack of inexperience when it comes to running scams. ;)

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Fender FRETLESS jazz bass guitar $495

***UPDATE: I have now dropped the price to only $399!!!

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Goes for between $450-$750 new online and in stores.

This one is very lightly used, in fact - I have had it for less than a year and only plugged it in ONCE. Never left my home studio in a very clean environment.

Has nice set of tape-wound strings on it that sound and feel incredible when playing across the smooth and conditioned fingerboard. NO FRETS so you get that slick, walking baseline jazz style and tone each time you pick it up. Not difficult to play fretless, do not be reluctant because of lack of inexperience. You'll pick it up pretty quickly as I did, due mostly to the fact that the "lines" are still clearly marked on the fretboard where the physical frets would be.

They don't make many of these anymore, and if they do, you're usually looking at costs of about $1,100 or more. I love this bass but need to clean house on all my gear due to a financial responsibility. Will hate to see it go, but will be happy to know its in the right hands, so email or call or text to make me an offer. No lowballers please.

Strongly urge you to click the link to bring you to the Fender website so you can look at all the specs there. Contact me with any questions. Meetup in Hollywood 90036 or can drive to meet if need be.

Note: the bass does not have the white pick guard ($20) seen in some photos, it has been left "naked" to match the concert jazz style in appearance as well as sound.

Thanks!

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What's the best rack for metal?

This one . . . .

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Male Hustler Band: Selling sex to one and all to MUSIC

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TIME TO RIP CONVENTION AND TELL IT LIKE IT IS.

SEXY MALE MUSICIANS RULE. WE NEED A BASE AND A DRUMMER. BE SLIM
AND SLENDER AND SEXY. BE THOROUGHLY COOL--NO APE MEN WITH AN
OLD FASHIONED CONSCIOUSNESS. NO HIPSTER JERKS WITH GIRLFRIENDS
HANGING AROUND THE STAGE. BE LIBERATED AND FREE. WE WILL PLAY
JERSEY, NEW YORK AND MANY PHILLY CLUBS. A NEW STYLE.

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New hardcore metal band needs transgender vocalist (philly)

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We are an advance guarde band, very well known in some circles, and
we want to go the cutting edge route with a TRANS M to F voclaist
and/or a lesbian vocalist who looks like a boy. ALL band members
are BISEXUAL--we have had it with the heterosexual dogmatic
undercurrent--Yoko Ono destroyed The Beatles--; also looking for
cute slender musicians (no fatties with baseball caps or
Phillies shirts) to come on board as backups. This is the future.

Location: philly
 
Last year I got one of those First Act basses for $50 shipped on Ebay. I wanted to play a Halloween gig dressed as Gene Simmons, and the FA's body looks a bit like his old Pedullas. The neck was garbage, so I replaced it with one I had in storage. The bass served its purpose, but there's no way I would have paid $100 for one.


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"Vintage" you say?
 
Male Hustler Band: Selling sex to one and all to MUSIC

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TIME TO RIP CONVENTION AND TELL IT LIKE IT IS.

SEXY MALE MUSICIANS RULE. WE NEED A BASE AND A DRUMMER. BE SLIM
AND SLENDER AND SEXY. BE THOROUGHLY COOL--NO APE MEN WITH AN
OLD FASHIONED CONSCIOUSNESS. NO HIPSTER JERKS WITH GIRLFRIENDS
HANGING AROUND THE STAGE.
BE LIBERATED AND FREE. WE WILL PLAY
JERSEY, NEW YORK AND MANY PHILLY CLUBS. A NEW STYLE.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Well, the Ape Man exclusion knocked Phalex and half of OT out of the running, and the Hipster took care of the rest. Lol.


"Lack of inexperience" may be my new favorite phrase. CL delivers time and time again.

I'll be putting that in my Toolbox2... :)

New hardcore metal band needs transgender vocalist (philly)

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We are an advance guarde band, very well known in some circles, and
we want to go the cutting edge route with a TRANS M to F voclaist
and/or a lesbian vocalist who looks like a boy. ALL band members
are BISEXUAL--we have had it with the heterosexual dogmatic
undercurrent--Yoko Ono destroyed The Beatles--; also looking for
cute slender musicians (no fatties with baseball caps or
Phillies shirts) to come on board as backups. This is the future.

Location: philly

I always wanted to be in an 'Advance Guarde Band'. IDK, maybe size 12 black platforms, liposuction, a corset with fishnets and the right hormones could get me hired.

TNC, I can't stop laughing... :D