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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest

#581
"Sirius musicians we looking for R&B musicians who are dedicated and reliable must We are looking for R&B keyboard player bass player guitguitar player weed in background singers lead singer lead singer

pro gear and transportation and be able to rehearse once a week .We rehearse on Saturdays at 4 p.m. We do music like Mr magic temptations must be able to play Madden music if interested call or text at 240-855-6061 hope to hear from you soon "

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I've seen this posted twice now with the exact same text. "Weed in background" ?????
 
#584
Jim Nazium said:
"Sirius musicians we looking for R&B musicians who are dedicated and reliable must We are looking for R&B keyboard player bass player guitguitar player weed in background singers lead singer lead singer

pro gear and transportation and be able to rehearse once a week .We rehearse on Saturdays at 4 p.m. We do music like Mr magic temptations must be able to play Madden music if interested call or text at 240-855-6061 hope to hear from you soon "

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I've seen this posted twice now with the exact same text. "Weed in background" ?????
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I dont know why but this cracked me up so hard. I guess it was imagining the guy talking that way

"Reliable must. GuitGuitar! WEED!!"
 
#592
BASS guitar with built in pipe - $125 (East lancaster)
I have a electric bass guitar with a built in pipe for smokeing. It was only used a couple of times, sounds great, used on stage by metal band. Bass is in new condition. I need to get 125 firm, no low ballers. Its a strat body style.Im Phil, 6 six 1, nine four nine, 1 four one 7 or 8 one eight, 2 six 2, five 8 two 2
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So many *** moments in this ad!

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#593
I feel like calling this guy just to say "we've all been there, dude, need a hug?"

Bass player still looking for professional musicians (oc/longbeach)
How the hell do you weed thru all the ******** and find some decent musicians. Bass player still looking. Mike XXX-XxX-XXXX
 
#598
Plectrum72 said:
Practice 3 times per week for 1 gig per month? That's a dozen practices before a gig...kinda excessive for covers like Running Down a Dream (check out the 3rd video).

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-Metal cover of Petty, complete with God-awful (no pun intended) scooped guitar tone that will never cut through in a live setting and cliché breakdowns
-Snoop Dog playing drums
-Slayer reference in the first line of tune
-Skankalicous bass player
-Biblical reference name to scare all of the square Christians
-Wannabe tough guy for a front, complete with dropping f-bombs in a Petty tune to prove that he has real street cred
-Bad video editing that looks like it was a senior A/V project for some high school kid

This band exudes so much unintended campiness that it can only be viewed as being pure awesome
 
#599
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Singer...guitarist..writer..producer seeking a bassist with a good feel for modern heavy rock....... in process of rehearsing material (12 original songs) with drummer...will be recording a retail ready..album CD...engineered in a pro-tools studio..fully financed by me(tracking..mixing..duplication)...stylistic influences are bands like...system of a down...five finger death punch....smashing pumpkins....monster magnet....tool...mudvayne..korn..and heavy classic rock groups..this is not a pay for play ..situation...but you will get ...photo and music credits on an awesome sounding and looking CD..(with full color artwork & design)...exposure to major labels...producers...and as many free CD copies as I can spare..(atleast 25)..plus the option to play/ gig out in the top NY area venues..perform at A&R showcases ect....serious only..ages 25 and up please...weekend rehearsals...1x per week...Deer Park area studio...for more info..call/text ..Frank
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ooh... maybe.. I'll... get a ... free.. cookie.. too..?
 
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Stingray5 said:
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Singer...guitarist..writer..producer seeking a bassist with a good feel for modern heavy rock....... in process of rehearsing material (12 original songs) with drummer...will be recording a retail ready..album CD...engineered in a pro-tools studio..fully financed by me(tracking..mixing..duplication)...stylistic influences are bands like...system of a down...five finger death punch....smashing pumpkins....monster magnet....tool...mudvayne..korn..and heavy classic rock groups..this is not a pay for play ..situation...but you will get ...photo and music credits on an awesome sounding and looking CD..(with full color artwork & design)...exposure to major labels...producers...and as many free CD copies as I can spare..(atleast 25)..plus the option to play/ gig out in the top NY area venues..perform at A&R showcases ect....serious only..ages 25 and up please...weekend rehearsals...1x per week...Deer Park area studio...for more info..call/text ..Frank
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ooh... maybe.. I'll... get a ... free.. cookie.. too..?
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So, do these "options to play/gig out in the top NY area venues" pay as well as this recording "opportunity?" :p
 

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