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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest

#666
SO, here's what started the fun: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

Black Musicians
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Not to be racist, i just know exactly what i want.
Im in need of a drummer, bass player, guitar player, organ, keyboard, any of these players i need. Preferably black, because of the rhythm im looking for.
Any race if you can play with good funky rhythm.
Please hit me up if your around ventura county.
Im putting something together and i need your help.
Please and thank you. God Bless.
Serious people only.
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Followed by this: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

" re Black Musicians" (So cal)
I have exceptional, "rhythm".. but im not a black Musician, is this a problem? why do you even need to bring skin type into it, unless your doing a doo-wop type of review, where looks are important. ok, maybe your not a racist but your post sure does give you a 'VERY BAD VIBE' you need to check yourself brother-man... and re-scribble your post.
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and then this popped up: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

White musicians (Somewhere non-urban)
Not to be racist, i just know exactly what i want.
Im in need of a drummer, bass player, guitar player, organ, keyboard, any of these players i need. Preferably white, because of the rhythm im looking for.
Any race if you can play without a good funky rhythm.
Please hit me up if your around ventura county.
Im putting something together and i need your help.
Please and thank you. God Bless.
Seriously racist people only.

Before I get a ton of hate mail, I'm parodying this CL listing: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed] (take a gander before mailing me...)
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I'm guessing the two follow ups are by the same guy, who's super offended that someone got away with some racism, and is not going to let that go unchecked. Poor, poor oppressed white guy lol
 
#669
Man this guy really knows what he wants and what he doesn't want, I'd be afraid to breathe in the same room with him or I might invoke his pretentiousness....

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"my name is kevin ... I am looking for gritty , interesting and creative people
( male or female) to write songs , start a band , talk music , hang out and party or whatever ... ages 20 -28 .. any experience level ...

what I would like to do is experiment and try and find an original sound and write and record original songs and also do some covers

I really enjoy doing both acoustic and electric stuff I like live and unplugged albums alot ... I like songs that are very stripped down and not over produced

if you play bass , guitar , drums , sing ( or want to try to sing) , write lyrics , or just wanna hang out let me know alcohol and 420 friendly (no addicts)

a little bit about me: I play guitar and also like singing.writing lyrics and experimenting with other instruments too...
I enjoy song construction and the writing process ... I also enjoy other forms of art and self expression
I also like to build and repair guitars ... I also build motorcycles

I like movies ... I like fishing ... I like partying... I love the 90,s ... I like adventure ...... I like drinking beers around a bonfire ..... i like dirtbike riding , skateboarding , and hockey ... I like concerts ....

i am a rebel ... i am spontaneous ... I am open minded ... I am creative ...I am a free spirit ... I am honest ... I am wild but I am also chill... I am semi-social

Dislikes:
I do NOT like this generation and everything that goes with it ......
lady gaga , justin beiber ,lil wayne, drake , pitbull, dub step, the black keys, plain white T's or dragon force , avenged sevenfold or bands like them............... 16 and pregnant , u.f.c. jersey shore , american idol and all the shows like it........ facebook, twitter, myspace or anything that resembles them ....
all the annoying politics , world news and go green ******** that is force fed to you...
Iphones, Ipads , nooks.....
mp 3's and other poor quality music media .....
cell phones , texting and all that ******** .......
I do NOT like police , politicians , courthouse employees , or people with aspirations of becoming such


.some of my favorite bands / influences are stone temple pilots , blind melon , alice in chains , smashing pumpkins , pearl jam , soundgarden , red hot chili peppers , incubus , foo fighters , deftones, nirvana , archers of loaf, dave matthews band , primus , pantera ,janes addiction , tool , staind , alanis morissette , fleetwood mac , steely dan , jamiroquai , modest mouse , rush , 311 , beck , sublime, rage against the machine , counting crows , faith no more , porno for pyros , temple of the dog, days of the new , korn , meat puppets , megadeth , the allman brothers , metallica , david gilmour ,beatles , talking heads , led zepplin , pink floyd, black sabbath , frank zappa , bob ziggy and damian marley , the band , ub40 , radiohead , daft punk, the cranberries , shudder to think , g love and special sauce , midnight oil, beastie boys, goo goo dolls , collective soul, bush , sting and the police , green day , blink 182, john mayer, r.e.m , oasis and much much much more I am also into alot of jazz , funk, blues , raggae , and alot of other world music"
 
#670
JellinWellen said:
Man this guy really knows what he wants and what he doesn't want, I'd be afraid to breathe in the same room with him or I might invoke his pretentiousness....

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]


"my name is kevin ... I am looking for gritty , interesting and creative people
( male or female) to write songs , start a band , talk music , hang out and party or whatever ... ages 20 -28 .. any experience level ...

what I would like to do is experiment and try and find an original sound and write and record original songs and also do some covers

I really enjoy doing both acoustic and electric stuff I like live and unplugged albums alot ... I like songs that are very stripped down and not over produced

if you play bass , guitar , drums , sing ( or want to try to sing) , write lyrics , or just wanna hang out let me know alcohol and 420 friendly (no addicts)

a little bit about me: I play guitar and also like singing.writing lyrics and experimenting with other instruments too...
I enjoy song construction and the writing process ... I also enjoy other forms of art and self expression
I also like to build and repair guitars ... I also build motorcycles

I like movies ... I like fishing ... I like partying... I love the 90,s ... I like adventure ...... I like drinking beers around a bonfire ..... i like dirtbike riding , skateboarding , and hockey ... I like concerts ....

i am a rebel ... i am spontaneous ... I am open minded ... I am creative ...I am a free spirit ... I am honest ... I am wild but I am also chill... I am semi-social

Dislikes:
I do NOT like this generation and everything that goes with it ......
lady gaga , justin beiber ,lil wayne, drake , pitbull, dub step, the black keys, plain white T's or dragon force , avenged sevenfold or bands like them............... 16 and pregnant , u.f.c. jersey shore , american idol and all the shows like it........ facebook, twitter, myspace or anything that resembles them ....
all the annoying politics , world news and go green ******** that is force fed to you...
Iphones, Ipads , nooks.....
mp 3's and other poor quality music media .....
cell phones , texting and all that ******** .......
I do NOT like police , politicians , courthouse employees , or people with aspirations of becoming such


.some of my favorite bands / influences are stone temple pilots , blind melon , alice in chains , smashing pumpkins , pearl jam , soundgarden , red hot chili peppers , incubus , foo fighters , deftones, nirvana , archers of loaf, dave matthews band , primus , pantera ,janes addiction , tool , staind , alanis morissette , fleetwood mac , steely dan , jamiroquai , modest mouse , rush , 311 , beck , sublime, rage against the machine , counting crows , faith no more , porno for pyros , temple of the dog, days of the new , korn , meat puppets , megadeth , the allman brothers , metallica , david gilmour ,beatles , talking heads , led zepplin , pink floyd, black sabbath , frank zappa , bob ziggy and damian marley , the band , ub40 , radiohead , daft punk, the cranberries , shudder to think , g love and special sauce , midnight oil, beastie boys, goo goo dolls , collective soul, bush , sting and the police , green day , blink 182, john mayer, r.e.m , oasis and much much much more I am also into alot of jazz , funk, blues , raggae , and alot of other world music"
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I think he cut and pasted this from his online dating profile! LOL
 
#673
Found in the Musician's section. Check the link with his pics to appreciate the creepiness.

Looking For Tracy & Lori In Canton....

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My name is Terry. AKA: Hollywood. I'm a drummer up in Akron calling on any & all musicians in the Canton area. I'm looking for a couple of hot chicks I use to know there in Canton, & maybe you can help me find them. I'm the former drummer for Canton's True Blue Band, which broke up earlier this year. We use to play alot at Nathan's Patio Bar & Grill & The Orieols Nest, & these 2 hot chicks, Tracy & Lori, use to always come to hear us & dance. Tracy is a short, petite cutie. Long blonde hair. Cute face. Well built. Lori is taller with long brown hair. Also well built. Wore wild clothes & skirts at times. Both are kind of on the wild & loose side & loved to dance & get down. I always talked to them when they came to see us, especially Tracy, & I thought there might be a connection there between her & I. Then they stopped coming to see us. The band broke up, & I lost touch with them. Never got their number or anything. I assume they live, or did live, somewhere in the Canton area. Both have kids. Tracy lost her husband about 7 or 8 years ago. I lost my wife last year. Never got a chance to see if there might be anything there between Tracy & myself. She seemed to be the girl of my dreams, & I'd like to try to find her just to see what's she's up to & possibly reconnect. I don't even really know if they're even still in the area? So if Tracy & Lori are seeing this post, or any one knows who I'm talking about, or any one knows them personally & knows where I can find them, please contact me at my e mail address above . I'd really love to see them again. I'm a real guy & not a stalker or anything like that. You won't be putting them in harms way at all. They know me. So if any musicians, or anybody has seen them or knows them & can hook us up, I would truely, bluely appreciate it. Thanks.
 
#679
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Bass Player Needed ASAP

EXPERIENCE IS A MUST. This project is up and running so be ready to hit the ground running. No hobby seekers.
Must be able to rehearse 2-3 times a week and have no ties to prevent you from guest appearances, performances, touring, events and rehearsals.

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