Oh Lord, it's the same dude as in the other one. At least he's not singing in this one, but is he playing all of that on the high E?
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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest
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Oh Lord, it's the same dude as in the other one. At least he's not singing in this one, but is he playing all of that on the high E?
I'd call him. Our band could use a trombone. Seriously. Bit far from me 'though.
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personal monster lead bass player (Montclair New Jersey)
I am a professional lead bass player and songwriters I am looking for a working situation open for live gigs and studio sessions I am open to all kinds of musicI am one of the most complete musicians in New Jersey I am also a monster lead guitarist I am into everything that rocks and everything that grooveI am available for a live show of all sorts I am into heavy metal funky jazz andand Mississippi Delta blues I am a complete back I am looking for a money-making situation if you need a Master lead bass player and show men you found the right guy my style varies very versatile my style consist of many others Steve Harris and Billy Sheehan and Stuart Hamm and many others I am a powerhouse lead bass player and I am a great lead guitarist as well I have lots of originals lots of experience I've played with some of the best in the business I am in some making money if you need someone to fill in for your band and someone that can you bring your band out I am a complete loaded package I am a great singer as well and well-rounded in all areas of Music but my main style,in your face rockin heavy metal and beyond I'm looking forward to hearing from you guys available for any gigs anytime anyplace please note I am interested in getting paid for my services to complete any process that you may have you will not be disappointed to bring your band out and make your band the best that your band can actually be I will be back the hell of a lot more than that I'm open to all kinds of ideas absolutely no drama and absolutely not no egosI am awesome song writer as well if you need help arranging you have found the right man 973 XXX XXXX yours truly rleefendermaster
personal monster lead bass player (Montclair New Jersey)
I am a professional lead bass player and songwriters I am looking for a working situation open for live gigs and studio sessions I am open to all kinds of musicI am one of the most complete musicians in New Jersey I am also a monster lead guitarist I am into everything that rocks and everything that grooveI am available for a live show of all sorts I am into heavy metal funky jazz andand Mississippi Delta blues I am a complete back I am looking for a money-making situation if you need a Master lead bass player and show men you found the right guy my style varies very versatile my style consist of many others Steve Harris and Billy Sheehan and Stuart Hamm and many others I am a powerhouse lead bass player and I am a great lead guitarist as well I have lots of originals lots of experience I've played with some of the best in the business I am in some making money if you need someone to fill in for your band and someone that can you bring your band out I am a complete loaded package I am a great singer as well and well-rounded in all areas of Music but my main style,in your face rockin heavy metal and beyond I'm looking forward to hearing from you guys available for any gigs anytime anyplace please note I am interested in getting paid for my services to complete any process that you may have you will not be disappointed to bring your band out and make your band the best that your band can actually be I will be back the hell of a lot more than that I'm open to all kinds of ideas absolutely no drama and absolutely not no egosI am awesome song writer as well if you need help arranging you have found the right man 973 XXX XXXX yours truly rleefendermaster
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This one just really irks me. Sounds like they have a great bass; but if they expect me to shell out no less than 8 grand, I expect some pictures so I can see the merchandise!
Come on, you can't tell me you never took pictures of this thing!
This one just really irks me. Sounds like they have a great bass; but if they expect me to shell out no less than 8 grand, I expect some pictures so I can see the merchandise!
Come on, you can't tell me you never took pictures of this thing!
Fat Steve
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it.
The fact that he doesn't have pics yet has his address clearly listed is one of the less intelligent moves I've seen on CL.
Whoa...he is into a lot of stuff, but obviously not into punctuation or writing in complete sentences.
Also, I got confused...is he a Monster lead bass player, a Master lead bass player, or a Powerhouse lead bass player? Maybe he is all of the above!
Oh Lord, it's the same dude as in the other one. At least he's not singing in this one, but is he playing all of that on the high E?
I posted both those examples of Craigslist gold, but didn't realize they were by the same person. I was starting to think they were a joke, as the two are so completely different in style, but equal in lameness. However, I noticed he has plenty of other videos of full songs, in which it looks like he multi-tracked the instruments. I would be surprised if he get's any takers.
I had to snip out most of his BS
Read - no egos because his is so large there's not room for anybody else's.
PLEASE ROFLMAO !!
Your ego would be large to if you were a Monster, Master, Powerhouse lead bass player.
And here's the full add
boring ,boring, BORING!!! JESUS YOU PEOPLE!!! (fresno)
© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
(google map) (yahoo map)
BORING!!!...this is why
I don't go to shows any more.not here...because its BORING.THE PEOPLE ARE LAME AND THE BANDS ARE BORING.its ALL the same **** and its ****ing depressing
...I want to do something aggressive,theatrical....uncomfortable...CATCHY at times. recognizable at times but then the comfort is immediately dashed away. horrid,disgusting,romantic,technical,****** one two beat gogol bordello ****,djenty dubstep deathrock punk prog metal ****...concept driven,riddles,puzzles, dichotomys, dialogues between a series of songs,opposing view points. historical parralels.
you know...gwar was dumb music written by smart people pretending to be big dumb behemoths.
...which was ****ing awesome.
some ideas are recorded.take a looks tell your friends.
https://soundcloud.com/thisisnotthename/this-just-sort-of-happened
want: a female second singer who does stuff. a drummer whos at least as good as me (preferably better) etc. etc. for guitar,bassist, keyboardist, other stuff works too. (accoridion woodwinds I gives not a ****)
I have:...well everything. so equipment isnt really a factor. your **** is probably **** anyways.
I just want people who can look at this and get as jazzed up about weird **** as I do. change...WHATEVER I dont care add add add discuss that this part ****ing sucks and doesnt go any where etc. most of the lyrics so far are about people who existed a LONG time ago who died in awful interesting ways and were forgotten completely.
NO KIDS. DONT HAVE KIDS. OR A BITCH WIFE/HUSBAND AND OR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND TYPE DEAL those are annoying and a severe detriment.
I dont like cigar store indians either. dont just stand there if we play live. its boring.
jump up and down,spit blood,set yourself on fire.wear a funny hat.I dont care. its a SHOW. so DO something
oh and last but not least. dont flake. if you decide you changed your mind...say something. dont be a little bitch and just say nothing and hope I go away.that happens WAAAAAAAAYY too much.people hear ONE song and think they might like to do something and then BAM they hear another one and it freaks them out how different it is...yeah...they do that.
send me e-mail,number or facebook online misrepresentation for me to peruse if you seem legit.
loves and kisses
-S
He's at it again. Although he posts in the San Francisco bay area, the map with the ad is from Tennessee. This is a full version of the little guitar and drum thing from the first video.
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guitarist , drummer , bass , needed for band
© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
(google map) (yahoo map)
this is what the band sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6EoF5CX9Tg
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guitarist , drummer , bass , needed for band
© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
(google map) (yahoo map)
this is what the band sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6EoF5CX9Tg
Well here is a crazy one I just found:
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egh. all bass players... wuts it gonna take? i gotta bribe you? (oakland)
ok i promise to sell out huge and get us all paid. ok? asswipes? wanna be musicians holla back! we need back up dancers as well !!
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC17avDRU3urseC6FbzxLl9w
nobody sounds like us these days... haha. ok fine then. i'm going to buy a bass and the first sucka that wants to learn gets tha job. free beer. 420 styley. jam the fuk out and be like put it on wax muthafuka!
https://soundcloud.com/flewmanchew
seriously.. we are pretty easy going. we dont really give ah ****. just want to write, record, original punk rock. cha know? bout dat ****? we do tha **** for free.
**** boring new rock ********. i'm sorry to say most **** i find on here is that. ****. can u have somethhingg recorded ffs. a link? u with yer moms answering machine playing guitar nothing??
ah geez. everyone pipe deaming it up? thats wuts up. time to get down with tha flew bitches.
-flew
p.s. thaaaaaaaanks fooooor loooooooooking)
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egh. all bass players... wuts it gonna take? i gotta bribe you? (oakland)
ok i promise to sell out huge and get us all paid. ok? asswipes? wanna be musicians holla back! we need back up dancers as well !!
)https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC17avDRU3urseC6FbzxLl9w
nobody sounds like us these days... haha. ok fine then. i'm going to buy a bass and the first sucka that wants to learn gets tha job. free beer. 420 styley. jam the fuk out and be like put it on wax muthafuka!
https://soundcloud.com/flewmanchew
seriously.. we are pretty easy going. we dont really give ah ****. just want to write, record, original punk rock. cha know? bout dat ****? we do tha **** for free.
**** boring new rock ********. i'm sorry to say most **** i find on here is that. ****. can u have somethhingg recorded ffs. a link? u with yer moms answering machine playing guitar nothing??
ah geez. everyone pipe deaming it up? thats wuts up. time to get down with tha flew bitches.
-flew
p.s. thaaaaaaaanks fooooor loooooooooking
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Just found this tonight in the Raleigh, North Carolina postings:
I particularly like the "serious inquiries only" part.
I particularly like the "serious inquiries only" part.
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I had the Guitar Center put this bass together for me 5 years ago. Everything works fine. Knobs could use a little tightening. In excellent condition, nice solid wood body and maple neck. Worth more but need to sell. Comes with gig bag and a set of strings.
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I had the Guitar Center put this bass together for me 5 years ago. Everything works fine. Knobs could use a little tightening. In excellent condition, nice solid wood body and maple neck. Worth more but need to sell. Comes with gig bag and a set of strings.
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